Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage...
This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling, and doodling dad)
coon sitters hyperbole
insync as acceptable literary playfulness,
no matter figurative persiflage
bespeaks, expresses, invokes, jimmy's...
simultaneously stretching limits credulity
(think courtesy metaphorical crowbar)
teases out apropos exaggeration
after quaffing vermilion vintage vermouth
after dark shadows
creep along the edge of night
casting doubtful silhouettes signifying
captivating, jump/kick starting,
and teasing outer limits of untruth
merely relishes using me pickled brine
as a practiced rhymer,
whereby this word sleuth
doth das scribe today
April twenty ninth, tooth
house sand and twenty four, hoop fully
hits pun hushing metaphorical home runs,
yours truly figurative slugger
rivaling those four baggers
fielded by legendary Babe Ruth
lemme know if literary endeavor
(even juiced by ghost of chance) forsooth
prominently tickles one and/or booth.
Funny bones belonging to thee
generic garden variety bot
dear reader rabbit carrot
teen loony toon Bugs Bunny
impersonator 'course I would unroll
welcome mat (a two seater)
roomy for outsize trumpeting despot
Scottish tartan and Harris tweed
a fun guy, whose mean mien
doth rhyme with ergot
(cuz I'm boss), oh... I almost forgot
dons hat as coordinator
three ring circuits, who runs hot
and cold compliments
courtesy schizoid personality disorder,
when juiced mere unicellular, speck, jot...
nine month parasite huddled in utero
with umbilical cord
tied into Gordian knot
assimilating, gestating, maturing,
signaling mine trademark bon mot,
which aforementioned gobbledygook
poetic translation wattle you say,
but essentially means diddly-squat
hoop fully turkey trotted wordplay
under snood courtesy
Meleagris gallopavo Linnaeus.
All Joe King aside, I embarked
as independent contractor
for United States Space Force
as 007 secret double agent
to craft senseless
poem with humorous bent
quite aware acronym
designating heaven cent
ear, nose and throat specialist
may not necessarily wax poetic,
thus scud daddy ling dude,
(nevertheless quite decent)
wrought literary dud versus
concocting Earth shaking event
versatility exemplifying fragment
infinitesimal ability
owned by modest gent
who took reprieve NOT
exhausting his laudatory fountainhead
gushing with potential energy pent
tossing into wishing well went
subsequently all he wrote
comprises something
inane, and without sophisticated substance
essentially absolute zero nothing
nutritious for cerebral cortex
to feast upon material hampering
intellectual succor zilch
otherwise outcome
ranked as low achieving.