Berzzi
Here to practice my writing skills and challenge my creativity
Challenge
Make up a clever new pickup line
Write a new pickup line. I haven't heard of many new/clever pickup lines in a while. So let's see who has the smoothest new line. It doesn't matter who's saying it to who, it isn't limited to any gender combination. Think of something unique, witty, and that would convince the other person to give you their number. Shouldn't be too long of a line either. The post with the most likes wins. Other than that just have fun with it!
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Pickup Lines
Oh great I forgot a pen, can I borrow one from you?
*Gives Pen*
It doesn't work.
Yes it does.
Really, then why don't you try writing your number here?
Hey, boy... I was just walking by and noticed you dropped something.
What? *Looking Around*
My jaw... You're just too perfect.
Aside from being perfectly sexy, what else do you do for a living?
Challenge
Make up a clever new pickup line
Write a new pickup line. I haven't heard of many new/clever pickup lines in a while. So let's see who has the smoothest new line. It doesn't matter who's saying it to who, it isn't limited to any gender combination. Think of something unique, witty, and that would convince the other person to give you their number. Shouldn't be too long of a line either. The post with the most likes wins. Other than that just have fun with it!
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Pick up lines
1) Did you cut your hair recently?
Because you look like a cut above the rest.
2) Are you Batman's sidekick?
Because you’re robin’ my love.
3) *offers a muffin*
I didn’t have any flowers handy, but I figured flour in a muffin would be close enough.
[I know this one’s not really a pick up line, but I think it would be cute]