Format is microprose. I might've just made that term up. Anyway, In less than 200 words, write the unbelievably exasperating scenario which caused you to curse out poor Jerry. Opening line must be name of challenge title. I prefer to say it in a thick Irish brogue, emphasis on the "YOU"." Just how the line reads in my head. Can't wait to read your interpretations, my fellow creative crustaceans.

Formatted in poetry, or opinion piece under 600 words. Why are you here? Existing at this time, as yourself, where you are?