The Guac-It
Hello Sharks, I'm here to pitch my revolutionary personal food-transportation utility accessory: The Guac-It!
Guac-It! Dips on the Go! Is a tool belt/snack pocket to hold all your on-the-go snack needs. It has two identical pockets, one for your dip, one for your chips. Both pockets are insulated with patented Keep-It-Locked-In rubber lining to make sure your piping hot nachos don't scald your skin or leave nasty stains.
Every Guac-It! is made from dishwasher safe material, for easy cleaning!
Suggested combos include: chips and salsa, guacamole, or nachos cheese. But hey, why limit yourself to just chips? You could Guac-It! pretzels, smoked meats, even cereal!
So join us, and invest in the Guac-It! The Snack Pocket! Take your Dips on the Go!
Bursting at the seams
I almost see the sun eroding the asphalt as I pushed a mountain of grocery-store carts towards the store, up the slow incline of the parking lot. My stomach gurgled angrily. Money had been tight that Summer. I'd eaten two full containers of peanuts I'd gotten on a discount. It had seemed like a smart decision at the time. Hot honey-flavored bile rose in the back of my throat.
"No." I squeaked aloud. "No." It was all I could manage. The sliding door opened with a ding. The air conditioning chilled me to the bone, my body drenched in sweat. If I loosed my lunch I knew exactly who'd have to clean it up.
"Dagan, are you alright?" my boss asked as I rolled past.
"No."
At last, I wheeled the carts into the stockroom, and threw up into an empty trash bag. Success.