I have a monster

he calls himself billy

he's a funny monster

but tries to give me wet wet willies

I have a monster

he can't speak english

he want to say

beep bop beep beep bop beep

can you help me translate?

I have a monster

his name is peindy

he said I could call him pen

because I am friendly

I have a monster

his name is grant

and he is tall

and mabe he is my brother...

I thought I saw a monster

underneath my my bed

His hair was tall

and his eyes were red

I thought I saw I monster

underneath my chair

His belly was purple

and he had blue hair

I thought I saw a monster

in my room last night

His feet were orange

and he had white ears

I thought I saw a monster

and he saw me too

but don't tell my father

he'll be scared, you see?

Holidays!

Ways for big companys to get your money

Buying those cards you think are cute

Think about it

Taking your money...

You are the ones funding the illuminati