Do suction cup hooks work?!?!
you bet they do!
why, it's a marvelous achievement. so rare is it to find instances of plans that works so perfectly!!
let's review. an evil genius , perhaps a satanic worshipper, looked at a way to both cause suffering, furstration, humiliation and possible bodily injury to other people WHILE making billions of dollars.
it is not so easy to achieve these goals, either one, but of course making people suffer totally is much harder, because humans are essentially joyous and full of inner light.
yet the plan was to tie misery AND personal profit!!!
imagine the possibilities!!
this "person", researched, possibly through years of observation or a moment of brilliance the frailties of the human condition, the needful things that we gravitate around, and hit on the basic need to provide a perch onwhich to hang things upon a window or a ceramic tile.
the hooligan, sought to abuse our hopes of securing things above the ground in a manner that will not require using a drill. he reasoned further, thay we all shall never agree to pay too much for the privilege of resisting the inexorable pull of gravity, only to prevent everyday objects to fall. he concluded that it must be cheap, and it must SEEM to be functional.
a TO SEEM functionality, to camouflage shoddiness and outright cruelty, it is not easy to accomplish.
in his malice, he decorated the artifact with plastic circles of varying colors, that would stand against the pale of the ceramics like a blushing rose in the snow. oh it must have taken much effort to produce such a device. only, let's not forget that he never neglected his own nefarious intent of causing pain, and disappointment.
and so it is no mean feat, but meaner than most, to create the suction cup hook.
oh, how he rubs his hands in sulfuric glee as the accountants deliver the income statment!
never in the red, but for his glowing eyes. the malifarious gangster knows well, that each dollar that he made created twentyfold produce in hate and anguish. so many lives destroyed by such a profitable enterprise. it's almost as evil as cigarettes.
and sure, there are many competitors and knockoffs to this marvel of unholy engineering. but he minds not their interloping ways. they cut into his business, but multiply the suffering. oh the joy he must feel!!
and you, who look at the hook, in thinking you shall rise above the curve, that your towl shall remain unfallen upon the hook, as a last unshed leaf in autumn, know that there is no chance; the hook shall fall even if it holds nothing at all..