Love and Loyalty
Love stood before Loyalty her soon to be husband and a chapel full of wedding guests wearing a crown of Olive leaves, dressed in light, and holding a bouquet of pink Lilies. Love and Loyalty looked into each other's eyes and exchanged vows.
Loyalty:"My dream of making you my wife has become a reality. I promise to hold you in my arms and keep you safe for all eternity. I promise to cherish you and treat you like royalty."
Love:"I've been waiting for this moment ever since my heart took it's first beat. Like Doves flying on the winds of peace I promise to uphold this marriage above the clouds of serenity."
Surrounded by all the virtues Loyalty and Love kissed.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
Greed and Lust
Greed the pimp of Lust stands before her with an out stretched hand and ask
"Where is my currency?"
Lust reached into her pocket and gave Greed the gold bills.
"Greed you act like you don't trust me" said Lust.
"Lust you are my wife and the whore who I pimp. We are a couple that were wedded in darkness. Trust you? I do but not a hundred percent. I'm all about wealth and power and you're attracted to wealth and power. You're going to be taking a shower in wealth and power" said Greed.
"I'm going to see to it that you keep your word Greed. We may have been wedded in darkness but we are still husband and wife. You're great with currency and I see your willingness to obtain your goals. You promised to put power in my hands and lay riches at my feet. Remember that" said Lust.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
Evil Levi Chapter One
Two figures dressed in red and black robes sat on a bed in a room that was illuminated in red light. The larger figure looked at the smaller figure and said "This is the day we've been waiting on. It's ok to be nervous but don't be scared. You are the sacred vessle."
"I'm not afraid. I'm just ready to get this over with" said the smaller figure. "That's just what I wanted to hear Levi. It's time to get started. Please follow behind me" said the larger figure. "Yes mother" said Levi. Levi followed his mother out of his room and down a hall that was illuminated in red light.
As Levi followed behind his mother he asked the question "Why do we use red lights to light the compound?" "Because red is the color of blood. Blood is sacred" said the tall dark skinned woman. "Oh" said Levi. "When Priest summons the spirit Evil remember not to fight it. Just let it take over" said the tall dark skinned woman. "Ok" said Levi.
When Levi and his mother entered the worship area she had him stand in front of the altar and the clergy. "Thank you Harriet for escorting Levi to altar" said a tall figure wearing a black hooded robe. "You're welcome Priest" said Harriet. Priest stepped down from the altar holding a baby creature in his right hand and a knife in his left hand. Priest stabbed the baby creature in it's stomach and ripped it opened. He stood in front of Levi and dipped his finger in the baby creature' s blood and anointed Levi's forehead with it's blood.
"Bring me The Book Of Evil" said Priest. A short figure wearing a black hooded robe stepped down from the altar and brought Priest The Book Of Evil. Priest turned to the chapter evil and began reading.
"As the night blinds the sight of the male and female and Death stalks the living and Hate stands on the grave of Love only then will Evil reveal itself. I offer this vessel to the spirit Evil. Come forward Evil I summon you." When Priest finished reading from The Book Of Evil the red lights that illuminated the compound began to flicker off and on. From out of no where a gust of wind began to circle around Levi. Slowly the wind transformed into black smoke. Levi was over taken with fear and unable to move. The black smoke entered through Levi's gaping mouth and took possession of him. Levi shook violently and fell to the floor.
"Levi are you alright?" asked Priest. Levi stood to his feet and looked Priest in his face with eyes as black as death. "The child is no longer in control" said Evil. Evil walked up to Priest stuck his hand in Priest's stomach and pulled out his intestines. "LEVI YOU KILLED YOUR FATHER!" screamed Harriet as she ran over to the lifeless body of Priest. "I am Evil. Like I told the child's father Levi is no longer in control but for amusement everyone may still call me Levi" said Evil as he looked at Harriet. Evil pointed at the figures on the altar and told them to get rid of Priest's dead body. "Yes Levi said the robed figures. "Harriet go gather the members of Sinister and bring them to the worship area" said Evil.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
Anagrams
Vile = Veil = Evil = Levi = Live
Lust = Slut
Hate = Heat
God = Dog
Art = Rat = Tar
Slow = Owls = Lows
Life = File
Blue = Lube
Fire = Rife
Psalm = Palms
Words = Sword
Ram = Arm
Stone = Notes
Time = Emit = Mite
One = Neo
Seven = Evens
Raw = War
Salt = Last
Door = Odor
Read = Dear = Dare
Snake = Sneak
Star = Arts = Rats
Leap = Plea
Low = Owl
Heart = Earth = Retha
No = On
Hatred = Red Hat
Dad = Add
Robe = Orbe
Verse = Serve = Sever
Dan = And
Cool = Loco
Mary = Army
Baby = Abby
Stain = Saint
Name = Mean
Tea = Eat = Ate
Male = Lame
Car = Arc
How = Who
Meat = Team = Mate = Tame
Stare = Tears
Teacher = Cheater
What = Thaw
Part = Trap
State = Taste
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
GREEN Chapter Two
Olive Spectrum was a plain looking black woman in her 30's who lived a very plain life. She always looked forward to Saturday. A day she would spend at the Golden Scissors getting her hair done and talking with Jewel Stone Wall her childhood friend. When Saturday rolled around Olive hopped out of bed and got ready for her hair appointment.
On her way to the Golden Scissors Olive thought about how Jewel have been trying to her to get Dreadlocks.
"Jewel said I should try something different. I guess I'll be getting Dreadlocks" said Olive. As Olive parked her red BMW in the parking lot of the Golden Scissors she noticed she was Jewel' s first client. Now only if it would stay like this thought Olive. Olive opened the doors to the hair salon and saw Jewel sitting in her chair as if she was a client waiting to get her hair done.
"Jewel get off your lazy butt and get started on my hair" said Olive as she entered the Golden Scissors. "Olive hush your mouth before I make you turn around and leave" said Jewel as she rose to her feet. Olive rolled her eyes, waved her hands in the air, pranced over to Jewel and tugged on her hair.
"I've decided to let you dread my hair. You're right it's time for a change" said Olive as she raked her fingers through Jewel's hair. Jewel placed her hands on her hips and said "It's about time. Place your butt in my chair so I can get started." "Oh yeah I got a fish on the line" Olive told Jewel as she sat down.
Jewel dragged the comb through Olive's hair and said "Mmmm do tell Olive and don't leave nothing out." "I won't and by the way dye the tip of my dreads red. This new face came into the bank today. A tall good looking brother by the name of Akurra Wings. He opened a checking and a savings account" said Olive.
As Jewel twisted Olive's hair she asked the questioned "Did you ask him out?" "Not yet. The next time he come in I'll ask" answered Olive. "What does he look like? C'mon Olive I need details" said Jewel. "He's tall around six feet, light skin, and has a brush cut" said Olive.
"Mmmmmm he sounds yummy. Will you get in trouble if you date him?" asked Jewel. "I don't think so and it's nobody's business who I date" answered Olive. With a concern look on her face Jewel said "I just want to make sure you don't get in trouble." "Jewel we don't hang out that much any more. We need to get together and do something" said Olive. "With me working all the time Olive I don't have that much free time. Because of who you are I'll make time" said Jewel.
When Jewel Stone Wall finally got finished with Olive's hair it was 1:00pm. "Take a look in the mirror Olive and tell me what you think" said Jewel as she took a step back. Olive roses to her feet and looked in the mirror. "Wow Jewel of I knew I looked this good with Dreadlocks I would have gotten them a long time ago" said Olive as she stated at herself in the mirror. "What else are you doing today?" asked Jewel. "I'm going shopping. I need new outfit" answered Olive as she paid Jewel for doing her hair. "We'll get together Olive. Just let me move things around on my schedule" said Jewel. "Yeah sure Jewel" said Olive. Olive got back in her car and drove to the clothing store New Fashions.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
Matrimony Chapter One
Covered in darkness wearing a veil of evil the bride stands before her groom and a group of vile wedding guests waiting to be joined in matrimony. The heat and hate that filled the air was so thick that they all choked on it. Lust the biggest slut ever getting married to Greed had everyone baffled and amazed. Everyone watched with confusion as a union of sin was joined in unholy matrimony. Pride the priest took the left hand of Lust and puts it in the left hand of Greed then he took the right hand of Greed and puts it in the right hand of Lust and began the ceremony.
The words that flowed from the mouth of Pride the priest cut through the air like swords cutting through flesh.
"Disgustingly wicked we have come together in the presences of demonic forces to behold the joining of this devil and slut in unholy matrimony. This band and covenant of marriage was established by evil in darkness. Lust will you have Greed to be your husband to live together in the covenant of marriage? Will you obey him, lay with him, and fullfll his sexual desires as long as you both shall live?"
With the flames of hell burning in her eyes Lust answers "I will."
Pride looked at Greed and said
"Greed will you have Lust to be your wife to live together in the covenant of marriage? Will you supply and adorn her with riches as long as you both shall live?" With a twinkle in his eyes that sparkles like gold Greed answers "I will."
"By the powers invested in evil the groom and bride may kiss" said Pride.
As Greed and Lust' s lips touched their wedding guests were as silent as a corpse. Lust turned her back to the wedding guests and threw a bouquet of Poison Ivy over her head. Envy stepped in front of Sloth and snatched the bouquet out of the air.
"Nice catch Envy" said Sloth with slow, slurred, speech. "Thank you Sloth and I do believe green is more my color" said Envy.
Lust turned around to see who caught the bouquet. She wasn't a bit surprised to see Envy holding the bouquet of Poison Ivy. "Well Envy I guess you're next to be wedded off" stated Lust. Pride motions for Hatred to release the owls. Hatred unlocked the huge cage and released the owls. Slow to take flight the great owls flapped their wings and ascended into the darkness.
"Let's get this party started" yelled Greed. As the sun's parties the night away in the country Darkness the sun came rising in the country Tranquility.
"Are you ready to spend all eternity together?" Loyalty asked Love as they stood on their balcony. "My dear, dear, husband soon to be you already know the answer to the question you ask" said Love. As Loyalty and Love stood locked in a warming embrace being kissed by the rays of the sun the two share a kiss of their own.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
Characters in Matrimony
Infinity - The name of the planet where the story takes place.
Eternity - The name of the main continent where the story takes place.
Darkness - The name of the country where the sins live.
Chaos - The capital city in the country Darkness.
Tranquility - The name of the country where the virtues love.
Glory - The capital city in the country Tranquility.
Lust - The wife of Greed and the mother of Anger. Lust is a slut and prostitute. Her husband Greed is her pimp. Lust has an affair with Hatred and becomes pregnant. She gives birth to Anger. Lust and Envy are best friends.
Greed - The husband of Lust, the older brother of Envy, and the stepfather of Anger. Greed is Lust' s pimp. Greed is a pimp, corrupt politician, gangster, and dirty businessman. Greed is Pride's right hand man.
Hatred - The father of Anger and Cruelty. Hatred has an affair with Lust. She becomes pregnant and gives birth to Anger. He also has a fling with Envy. She becomes pregnant and gives birth to Cruelty. Hatred raped Love. Hatred is a terrorist, an assassin, and a cold calculated killer.
Love - The wife of Loyalty, the mother of Kindness, and the older sister of Truth. Love is a humanitarian and a healer. Love is raped by Hatred.
Loyalty - The husband of Love and the father of Kindness. Loyalty is a soldier and a warrior. He gets revenge on Hatred for raping Love.
Kindness - The daughter of Love and Loyalty. She is the niece of Truth.
Anger - The son of Lust and Hatred, the stepson of Greed, and the half brother of Cruelty. Anger is best friends with ignorance.
Faith - The wife of Truth and the mother of Hope.
Hope - The daughter of Faith and Truth.
Pride - The elected commander who rules over all the sins.
Cruelty - The daughter of Envy and Hatred. She is the half sister of Anger.
Envy - The younger sister of Greed and the mother of Cruelty. Envy has a fling with Hatred and becomes pregnant. She gives birth to Cruelty. Envy is best friends with Lust.
Truth - The husband of Faith, the father of Hope, and the younger brother of Love. Truth is a soldier and a warrior. He gets revenge on Hatred for raping Love.
D.E.A.T.H. - A terrorist organization created and operated by Hatred. D.E.A.T.H. stands for Darkness Engulfing All Things Holy.
Understanding - The brother of Wisdom and Knowledge. Understanding is a teacher. He and Mercy have a romantic interest in each other.
Wisdom - The oldest brother of Knowledge and Understanding. Wisdom is the elected commander of all the virtues.
Knowledge - The youngest brother of Understanding and Wisdom.
Sloth - The wife of Gluttony and the mother of Ignorance.
Ignorance - The son of Sloth and Gluttony. Ignorance is best friends with Anger.
Gluttony - The husband of Sloth and the father of Ignorance.
S.O.U.L. - A humanitarian organization created and operated by Love. S.O.U.L. stands for Sharing Our Undying Love.
Grace - She's a singer, entertainer, and performer.
Mercy - She is a member of S.O.U.L.
Mercy is best friends with Love. Mercy has a romantic interest in Understanding.
Limbo - A country that's in the middle of the two countries Darkness and Tranquility. Darkness is to the west of Limbo and Tranquility is to the east of Limbo. The country Limbo has a river of blood running down the middle of it. There is a civil war taking place in the country Limbo.
Deceit - Deceit is a master of Disguise. It is a male and female. Deceit is a member of D.E.A.T.H.
Misery - An island off the coast of Darkness.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum
More To A Woman
There's more to a woman than her body and curves.
At the core of her brain is a thunderstorm that rains down wisdom, knowledge, and understanding flooding the soul of man with love in it's truest form.
There's more to a woman her physical beauty.
She's a living breathing ocean with waves of compassion leaping from depths sweeping man up in her current allowing him to swim in her essences that is woman.
Written by Keith Edward Baucum