

One Day is Like Another
One day is just like another
I hop in the car, throw it in reverse
But I forgot I'm not in the garage
And a wall is at the rear of my hearse
I left the quickie mart with a bag,
took off in my hearse and discovered
I left my card and wallet in the store
while I looked for change for a hundred
One day is just like another
With this one why do I bother?
I just march to a different drummer
Although some say I'm just dumber
Valerie’s Rule
Valerie
Always would
Leave things well
Enough alone
Never
To interfere
In love, but
Never seems
Eternal
So, Valerie
Departed from form
And found her
Yummykins
The Bridge Street Hill
I kept my head down and pedaled.
I felt the warmth of the afternoon sun on my shoulders and balding head. This was the end of August, and there would not be many more beautiful summer days like this one. I would rather have been riding my touring bicycle to a lake or traveling through farm country. After all, I was entitled to a Friday off, wasn’t I?
Instead, I was on my way to work, a three-mile ride from home.
So, I kept my head down and pedaled.
The two-lane road took a steep dip and veered to the left. I picked up speed as my bicycle descended the Bridge Street Hill on the West Side of Grand Rapids, Mich.
According to doctors, nurses, therapists and police reports, an ambulance scooped me up from the pavement at the bottom of the Bridge Street Hill. There was an unverified report to the ambulance crew that a car was near me as I sped down the hill. If so, was there contact? Did I just lose control? I have no recollection, as the crash knocked me out and drove the short-term memory out of me. I also broke all the ribs on my left side, fractured my skull, and broke my collarbone.
Soon, doctors and therapists pressed me to think through the fog of my closed head injury: What was the last thing I remembered the day of the crash? I latched onto an image: my bicycle helmet hanging on a spike in the garage as I pedaled down the driveway. And the last thought I recalled: “I don’t need it to ride a few miles.”
Doctors were deeply concerned about the brain injury, and — about a week after the crash — they prepared my wife and me for the worst. They showed us scans of my purplish, swollen, scrambled brain. They told us about the intensive rehabilitation that awaited me. They advised me to look for another job. They said I could improve, but that I'd never be able to process information at the deadline speed required for a newspaper copy editor.
How could they be so certain? I had house payments to make, college bills to pay for my children. How could God let this happen to me? How could Karen and our four kids survive on just her parochial schoolteacher's pay? Why didn't I wear a helmet?
That night in my hospital room, I was in bed. Alone with my jumbled and fearful thoughts, I remember seeing a mix of anger and determination burning stubbornly somewhere in the whirling haze. This would be the fight of my life. I would prove the doctors wrong. For my family. For my future.
As the days turned into weeks, and the weeks became months, I would learn life lessons that could not be shaken from my brain. Because they are imbedded in my soul. I was wrong about one aspect of my declaration of war: I thought I would be waging my fight alone.
When facing adversity, there is strength in numbers. My allies included doctors and nurses at the hospital; relatives and friends from work who visited me even though I was out of it (my wife told me who came); therapists (occupational, physical, and speech) at my next stop, the rehabilitation center; my wife, Karen, who constantly encouraged me, who kept me company in the hospital, and held things together at home; my children and brothers and their humor—one of the shards of early hospital memories was a wisecrack about an enema; my co-workers who absorbed my tasks on the copy desk, and my editor who stood by me; and my God. There were times I thought God left me, but I just wasn't looking hard enough through the mist.
Finally, I obtained the piece of paper I coveted. The doctor's slip, dated 12-6-96, more than four months after the crash, freed me to return to my job at the newspaper part-time, "then full-time as tolerated 12-16-96." When I called my brothers and recited the good news, one of my picky siblings asked, "As tolerated by who, you or your boss?"
The first few weeks back at work were rocky. But the worst never happened, and, soon, I was a fully recovered and fully grateful human being. Doing my job again, maybe even better than before. Being a husband and father again, definitely better than before.
I don’t know when the “old me” died. But the “new me” and my allies had proven the doctors wrong.
As extraordinary as my physical recovery was, what happened to my entire self was a greater feat. I thought I knew gratitude before the crash. After all, I thanked people who did me a favor or gave me a gift. But the glow faded, often as soon as "thank you" left my lips. After my recovery, gratefulness was a state of being. It became not just a courtesy, but a recognition that I had received something invaluable. For example, how could I ever truly repay my family, friends, caregivers, co-workers, and others for restoring my life? And for restoring it better than it had ever been?
One day after I came home from rehab, I found an old mountain bicycle in my garage. It was nowhere near as fine as the touring bike that was ruined in the crash. But I cleaned off the cobwebs and was about to take my first ride since the accident, when Karen saw me. She asked me not to ride. Ever again. "But, " I uttered. Then I remembered all I had put her through. And I agreed to the pact. That, too, is part of gratitude.
Another part, I discovered, is an appreciation for the everyday things of life. And a sharp depreciation of my selfish expectations. Before the crash, I seemed to have contracted a severe case of entitlement. I took my health for granted. My family and my job, too. Whenever I received a year-end letter informing me that I'd received a raise at work, I smiled, but didn't really feel grateful. I expected it. I had a good health plan at work, but I expected it. And I never read the part about catastrophic injury, because that would never happen to me.
But now, I take nothing for granted. That's why I regard my last 13 years at the newspaper as a gift. That's why I regard every day as a gift. And that's why a bicycle ride down a hill in 1996 birthed a “new me,” a truly grateful, optimistic person.
To Change
Ah, a philosophical question: “Is a person truly himself if he is subject to change?”
Yes, of course.
Let me explain by rephrasing the question: Is a person truly HUMAN if he or she is NOT subject to change?
My answer to that query is “no.” Change is part of our DNA. The story of human and animal existence is the product of change, adapting to circumstances, adapting to climate, adapting to predators. The story of human inventions is to readjust or change theories in response to trial and error.
To not be subject to change is to not be curious, not challenge yourself, not think, not care deeply – and not be alive physically for long if unwilling to adapt to changes all around. To not be subject to change is to not allow oneself to be transformed by death of a loved one or to not change any aspect of your existence for one who loves you.
So back to the original question and the example posed: “Are you truly the same person before a meal as after you’ve finished?” Yes, you are. But if you just dined with a terminally ill friend or a lover or a former lover who became an ex over dinner, part of you may be changed. But change is always in you.
So, sorry, you still have to pay the dinner tab.
Amok
Water
Nectar from the clouds
A blessing from God abused
Drought and floods from hell
Fire
Prehistoric flame
Growth of heat and light controlled
Now, wildfires, greed burn
Air
Firmament of God
Azure sky obscured by smog
Inhaling harm, fear
Earth
Rich, fertile, dark soil
Healthy home for growing plants
Erosion evicts
The Elements
Vital signs failing
Water, air, fire, earth, our will
When will help arrive?
Six words or bust
My deadline for sainthood was yesterday.
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A Rose is a Rose…or is it?
A single rose in a field
Of weeds that extends
Forever
May not be a rose at all
But simply a clever
Pretender
Like a cardboard insert
In a candy ring’s heart
Together
Like a choir to celebrate
Altos finds in their midst
A tenor
Like when you engage in
a fine dine but the bubbly goes
Flatter
Like finding that one of the traits
You love is like that one rose, an
Imposter
Give Your All
I too have words from my father:
"Never do anything half-assed."
(Dad was a high school graduate and a Detroit cop whose wisdom was always plain-spoken.)
Welcome to the support group
Greetings, scaredy cats. I am glad you could join our Face Your Fears support group. I will start things off by sharing the top three ways that I deal with my absolutely biggest, most horrifying terrors:
1. Whatever your fear, repeat this mantra: It's only a movie. It's only a movie.
2. When a dog is off its leash, stay far away. Remember, dogs can smell fear.
3. If you face the same fear again, use this mantra: It's only a sequel. It's only a sequel.
Cut, Copy, Paste
Cut, copy, paste.
In the write hands, each tool
Can erase
A berserk fool
A creature so cruel
An ominous meteor
A dangerous meat-eater
Any taboo.
Cut, copy, paste.
A Prose writer can shift
the reader’s gaze
to a crooked canyon,
hope by the gallon,
Liberty’s fate,
Spelling Test #8
Any virtue.
Cut, copy, paste.
Writers who budge and edit
Can make readers
Howl with laughter,
Kneel at disaster,
Go aerial like a crow
Even feel vertigo
Search any view.