Write the first chapter of your autobiography. If you already have it written, that's just fine: Post it. Thinly veiled fiction? Also just fine. Gritty and pure fiction to make us gush, well, that's fine, too. It's your story, but we want it. We also look forward to giving back to our current subscribers, and getting to know our new ones. Winner is based on likes.

Write your longest poem. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -String us along until you're done with us.

After one year of a really, really bad relationship, where you had to sacrifice your writing because of a passive-aggressive, dramatic partner who slowly but surely pulled you away from it, they've finally left your life, and you're back behind the typewriter, and you're mad that you were suckered away from it like you were for so long. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Let it flow.

Write a story about running from the police to escape arrest, finally finding an open door on the sidewalk, and you've done it. They blow by, oblivious, but as you stand from under the window, turn around and see the room, at what is looking back at you, jail is starting to look pretty good. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Give us the situation.

You've read about it in dimestore romances, but this is real. A viciously attractive cop has you pulled over on a lone country road while you're on a long road trip to get over something. You step out of the car as requested, and one thing quickly leads to the other. You start to wonder if this person is actually a cop, but at this point, you don't care. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Turn it on.

You just married the person of your dreams, or did you... Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Put us there.

You're pissed off. The job interview was flawless, you nailed it, yet you were passed over for someone less qualified who fit the look better. At the bus stop, you plop down and watch the city, and you're about to snap. A homeless guy next to you feels your mood, and tells you the funniest joke you've ever heard. What are your angry observations on the city, your thoughts, and what is the joke to enhance or brighten them? Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Give us the goods.

Walking through NYC in fall, you,re looking at the changing season, the colors, and cutting through the park. Write about this. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Give us the beautiful reality, or the other way.

You found an old copy of On a Pale Horse in your seat on the plane. Weirdly enough, it's leather-bound. You have nothing else to read. When you look up from the book after the plane has hit altitude, you realize you're flying through Hell, not to stay, but to report back. You see billboards and allure, but what's there behind the modernized version, and why the need to advertise? Winner is decided by likes, and will recieve a crisp $10.00 -Take us there...

Give us Spinoza's take on humanity in 2024, but make it yours, also... Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Stare through us through him.

You're deep in dream after drinking something in a bar in a different country while stopping through on your way to your destination. In dream, you're riding shotgun with Deckard, for the enitrety of Blade Runner. You start to understand this is not just a dream, it's aimed at you for a reason, and you won't awake from it until you know why you're there. What's the message, and why? Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Tell us about the things you've seen.

You've just spent the last two hours talking to a woman sitting at the foot of your bed. She was dressed in old Victorian attire, and she had to tell you a few things. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 - Let us have it.

You're a broke videographer. You are a realist, completely convinced that death is merely a cessation of consciousness. No soul, no afterlife. You know what's real. Rent is also real, and you've had to resort to taking work on a ghost hunting team. Your first gig: "A Haunted asylum," as one team member said to you in the meeting, and you had held back the laughter. But, what the hell, it pays. No one will see you, and these shows make money, and you're not wearing a monkey suit or starving. In the asylum, you go to work. It's empty, blackened, and you're just fine. But...something happens to you. Unexplained, and completey unbelievable. But, you believe now, don't you? You have to. It's followed you home. Let us in to understand what is different now. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Tell us about what lives with you.

There's something strange about your significant other lately... After living together for two years, you're noticing quirky, if not bizarre behavior, in speech patterns, love-making, humor... You're not a paranoid or distrusting person, but it's built up to where you quietly follow your person out the door and lag behind them on instinct. They round the corner, take a sharp left into an alley, and vanish, literally. You run to the alley, completely disbelieving this is real. As you place your hand into the threshold of the alley, it is a hand no more. You pull back, and it's just fine, still your hand. You have no choice but to follow your love into this place, wherever it leads, whatever it is that keeps them and lets them back in. Let us know what's there, but more importantly, why. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Give us the tour and reason.

Write about applying stoicism in 2024, the benefits, and the barriers, and the contrast to technology, and the current social climate. We want to think on this through you. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Give us some clarity.

Walking the beach, you're drawn to a legless man staring up at you like he knows you. You've been in a bit of neutral mood lately, not up, not down, but teetering on depression. Everything is just, well, boring. Looking at the people on the promenade: Happy couples, or loners, heads down in their phones, or the occasional mountain bike cop chasing a thief. All of it is a wisp of a fleeting nothing... When you reach down to set some change in the legless man's cup, you see it is full with coffee, and he grabs your wrist, whispering up to you, "Show us, then." When you pull free, you turn around and see nothing, no beach, no people, just a white smear. Back around and down, you see there is no legless man, either. As you look up where you once felt the promenade, your mind makes one appear, and you realize you've been either cursed or gifted to create your own reality. If you don't first think it, it simply will not exist. Bring us with you. Winner is decided by likes, and will recieve a crisp $10.00 -Make it a place to take us.

Give us your own beginning to a story of you, starting wherever you think is best: Childhood, your first job, your first love, heartbreak, adventure. Tell us about you, the real story. The truth is interesting enough. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -We're your roast. Baste us.

You're on the first leg of your set, and you're bombing. You know it, they know it, the club owner knows it. Up to now, you've had some heat as a rising comedian on the verge of your own Netflix show, and a rumored role in an upcoming feature film about to tie down their contracts. Your new material is so far off from your regular bits, and the audience is confused and still unsure if you're messing with them, or have lost your edge to the moneyed life. You have that one heater in your back pocket, the best of the worst jokes you've written, beyond bad taste, but so shockingly so, it will neutralize the crowd and bring them back for the shift into your signature style. Write about the panic on the stage, the crowd, the deicision to either ride out the dull wave before you, or shake it up with the joke. Bring the funny. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Go big, or go on home.

You've been abducted. When they uncover your face in their compound, you're handed a knife, and instructed to hunt and kill the group of seven before daybreak. It's exactly 11 p.m. For each person you don't kill per hour, you will lose a finger, not a thumb, and if all seven are alive at dawn, then you will also lose your head. You've never been in a fight, let alone killed anyone. They want to be murdered by you, but they want you to earn your life at the same time. So much so, one of your fingers is cut off before they run. You hunt, or you die. How strong is self-preservation? Take us along. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Go get them, or don't.

On a Eurail Pass, you wake up and look across to see someone you fall madly in love with, sitting next to two armed guards escorting them back for execution in their home country. You don't know how you know, but you know. When their eyes meet yours, the feeling is mutual, and the two of you live out your lives in silent communication, from the first date, to sex, to all of it. Bring the bittersweet taste to us. Winner is decided by likes, and will receive a crisp $10.00 -Break our hearts, or make them.