Subbu
i feel, someone felt, i'm here, i'm alive! This brought me here...https://theprose.com/post/68023
...: you r up so early??
Me: ...
...: was it not good... Last night..
Me: (still drowsy) ....
...: it's her!!! right
Me: ...
...: it's the Arabian carpet!!! She's all curves and spreads all over the floor
...: or its the recliner, she's all fancy with her cushions and what not...
...: eeeww, is it the door mat...U r always lying with her when u r drunk
Wife: (shouts) get up u lazy $&@%
Me: quietly snuggles under the covers
Bed: he still loves me!!!