There should be an organization which hosts a unity-building gathering where ordinary world citizens compete in useless and comical events. The banana peel toss might be an example, but I think Prose is the best place to develop more entertaining event concepts. What say you? What's your best event, and why should it be internationally recognized as a useless and comical athletic event to be seen on the world stage?

To put it succinctly, the people of Deer Creek rued the day they crossed Eriabas Jennison. In 2000 words or fewer, tell us why.