Please Read This
I am not asking you to read this because I just want the reads in the bottom right hand corner to go up. I’m not asking you to read this so it can be re-posted and liked. Though I would appreciate it so much I will send you your very own honorary comment with your name on it thanking you for what you have done for me. But that’s not why I am asking you to read this.
I am asking you to read this because I want you to know that this might be the life-changing read you’ve been waiting for since you decided you wanted your life to change! I am asking you to read this because it might be the turning point that you’re looking for! Or it could just be this great story that you would double like and repost every ten minutes so that everyone else can enjoy what you have read.
Or perhaps it’s none of these things and it’s just the perfect time killer you were looking for because you’re bored out of your mind at the office and want to read something that you feel is worth your while (even though at that point anything would be worth your while).
I mean, it isn’t any of those things. But I asked you to read it just in case.