batmaninwuhan
A struggling English teacher, living in China, battling a chronic lack of computer skills.
help solve one of philosophy's greatest questions: are there really plenty of fish in the sea?
The expressions is common but may be flawed or false on many levels. help solve this persistent question.
Ended June 14, 2023 • 7 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Random topics : Burger coronation edition
yes, it has come once more, though many thought it will never happen again in our lifetimes. nonetheless it is here and there are only choice, to disregard, OR to enter this accursed challenge, chose one, few, all or none of the following topics and post whatever comes to mind, as long as you don't need to edit. editing IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
and the topics are : 1) in a world were editing posts on theprose.com challenges was possible. 2)lesser known facts about the fruit shop biz. 3)the coronation of the userper, Charles the III. 4)chmucks and the instability of three-legged round tables. 5)the last pane of glass to break 6)the contents of Darius Milhaud's pockets 7)Joe Pesci's pursuit of artistic perfection 8) Hibiscus printed sarongs for man, an milk tea. 9)uncrowned Kings that made a difference. 10)the earthquake in japan, mostly unreported by the so-called free press. 11)the shining of cobblestones and other monarchical pudenda. 12) the dragonflies that shamefully copulate in midair. 13) the rejection of established forms and other dead ends. 14)the bars on the kitkat go left to right here. 15)the smelting of iron ore in Pomerania 16)tent-peg cleaning in the book of judges. 17) clif-face spotting in the age of uncertainty. 18) essential things one needs to know, when sparring with a superior ninja, such as @Estherflowers1 19)edge reavers , wedge drivers, and dredge vintners. 20)particular thanks to combustible elements. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+plusminusplusminusplusminus:can't they get along?
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special acknowledgement to the well gifted to @7v7 who has recently made a breakthrought in the development of fusion energy, which may finally solve the problem of enrgy and global warming. his further efforts in poverty and illiteracy eradication has also not gone unnoticed, neither is his recent rescue of ALL the children from a burning orphanage likely to be forgotten any time soon.
Ended June 4, 2023 • 6 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Jedi appreciation day!
May the fourth be upon you, and know that all is forgiven, even if you are a Trekkie. because in the vast expanse of space, as long as you are not a robot, your life matters.
Ended May 18, 2023 • 5 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Help solve one of philosophy's greatest questions: why are animals eating plastics?
polyvinyl, polyethylene, polyeurethane, and any other of a wide variety of polymers find their way into the stomachs and intestinal tracks of animals of many kinds. but why would they eat such things?
Ended May 27, 2023 • 5 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Help solve one of philosophy's greatest questions: what type/style of furniture would be chosen by sentient carnivorous plants when furnishing the dining room?
sentient carnivorous plants live in houses, but is it presumptuous of us to assume they would take to four-legged chairs as we do? would it be racist to assign them a choice of tree stumps? what considerations would go into their choices?
Ended May 4, 2023 • 3 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
random topics in the year 3000: passover edition!
dear theprosedotcomniks, another edition of the randii are here an it is needless to tell you of the long term damage participating in this heinous crime shall do to your mental health, or your standing within society, yet, if you feel that you must participate in such an atrocity then choose one, two, several, all, or none of the following topics , and write whatever you want in whichever form and post whenever you want (though the expiration date is real, feel free to post later if you want cause nothing really matters. nothing. we stare at the vastness of infinity and know only of the certainty of death and suffering, and tje all too fleeting moments of joy...). well, good, luck.
and the topics are: 1) how to grovel to impersonators, who are decidedly superior. 2) forbidden games in the time of ancient egypt.
3) the absence of pyramids in modern architecture.
4) schadenfreude , schnitzels, and shish kebobs, and how to utilize them in your brinkmanship.
5) the contents of the pockets of Aaron,son of Amram.
6) gentiles who try to find the afikomen, and what they can't win.
7) in the desert, you can remember your name, cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
8) the glaring lack of muse in Wuhan.
9) book sniffing in the age of uncertainty.
10) the strawberries ain't gonna last, bucko.
13) write a letter to Mel Brooks, urging him to direct a sequal to spaceballs.
14) the eleventh and twelfth topic, and what befell those who wrote about them.
15) changing batteries on the listening device.
16) one unbugged room in Moscow later...
17) first we take Manhattan (Nevada), then we take Berlin (Wisconsin).
18) pajorative connotation to cotton candy.
23) the last will and testament of the drowned Pharaoh Ramses.
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in space no one wants to hear you scream.
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i would like to take this opportunity and address the efforts of @estherflowers1 who recently published a series of topics similar to these. similar, perhaps but far better, both in variety, meaning , ending even with a fantastic quote at the end from the musical cannibals! (which was unknown under the rock over here). this challenge comes in a way, to apologize deeply and to provide a stage to throughly grovel, at said author's acheivments. i, and my challenge, are but an unengorged snood in comparison to such exalted magnitudenous excellence.
Ended May 4, 2023 • 5 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
topics of randomness: assorted nuts edition
dear theprosedotcomniks! it is here again, those randii. if you, against all better judgment, choose to participate in this unholy mix of unrelated topics, then simply choose one, some, all or none of the following topics and write whatever you wish about them in whatever form you see fit.
and the topics are : 1)Wheeler's trading post and general store. 2)the day Rusty (the honky tonk player) died. 3)Alchemy and Astrology, learn to get along. 4)the penguin-shaped building, and other embarrassments. 5)things that the 25$ you got selling your story would have got you in the distant past.
6) early techniques of plumbing the depth of the Irish sea. 7) pole vaulting in the age of uncertainty. 8)the contents of Johann Dzierzon's pockets. 9)Magma chambers, and the smurfs that eat them 10)how the grinch deragulated the railway industry. 11)what Keith Jarret's Köln Concert teaches us about celery. 12)Timbuktu, and the fabulous horse races. 17) the missing six topics and the alternate universe where they are the only topics. 19)Zafod Bíblbrox and his can-do attitude. +-+-+-+-+-+-+&--+-+-+-+-+-+-+-good luck, and may the flow comnence...
Ended April 6, 2023 • 6 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
help solve one of philosophy's greatest questions: who can you root for, when you hate both sides?
ron desantis vs. disney? tyranuasaurs rex vs. kenny g? both sides are an abyss of vileness that makes you question why things are like that. but WHY IS NOT WHAT YOU NEED TO ANSWEAR!! simply explain who would you root for if you hated both sides. and how you would come by this decision.
Ended March 16, 2023 • 4 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Miscellaneous topics: random edition
oh, the sham, the agony of unconnected topics!! will they line up, and produce something coherent? or would the randii, as always, fall upon us; unprepared, uncaring unappealing, and unworthy?! let history judge what should be done with these foul items!! choose all, some, one or none of these topics and compose anything you want with them.
and the topics are: 1) Tyrian purple, and the abuse of mullusks. 2) preferred methods of opening public bathroom doors, in the age of uncertainty. 3) the contents of Edwin. A. Abbot's pockets.
4) appeasment strategy, and other volacno managment methods.
5) what happens to lego bricks when they die.
6) grooming tips, offered by Karl Marx.
7) peanut butter, and the maintanance of amphibious vehicles.
8) astrolabes and other crucial cooking utensils.
9) ugly dogs as a valentine's day gift.
10) evolutionary convergence and neo-conservativism.
11) rod stewart's greatest hits.
12) tough breaks in the school of love.
13) keep out of my body bag!!
14) thick skulled thinkers and the assailing of asymptotes.
15) things you should always have in your monster truck .
16) a foodie's guide to medival artillery practices.
17) mosquito nyphs, growing in discarded tires.
18) erasable walls vs. permanent markers.
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good luck and may the schwartz be with.
Ended March 2, 2023 • 6 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Help answer one of Philosophy's greatest questions: Is a person truly himself if he is subject to change?
for example: are you truly the same person before a meal as after you've finished? if so, are you to be required to pay the tab? how about the food? it too, underwent rapid changes and is certainly not as it was delivered...
Ended February 16, 2023 • 12 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Help answer one of Philosophy's greatest questions: Is a person truly himself if he is subject to change?
for example: are you truly the same person before a meal as after you've finished? if so, are you to be required to pay the tab? how about the food? it too, underwent rapid changes and is certainly not as it was delivered...
Ended February 16, 2023 • 1 Entry • Created by batmaninwuhan
Help answer one of Philosophy's greatest questions: Is a person truly himself if he is subject to change?
for example: are you truly the same person before a meal as after you've finished? if so, are you to be required to pay the tab? how about the food? it too, underwent rapid changes and is certainly not as it was delivered...
Ended February 16, 2023 • 1 Entry • Created by batmaninwuhan
Help answer on of philosophy's greatest questions: Is it possible to have feelings towards single-serve items that are found in hotel rooms.
toothbrush, tiny tube of toothpadte, tine bar of soap, disposable shower cap, a piece of chocolate, instant coffee satchet, bag of tea... what are the possuble emotional reacttions? delve, people!!!
Ended February 9, 2023 • 3 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
troubadours, bards, and sausage makers.
Ended January 24, 2023 • 4 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
offer your wishes to someone you care about
it's the new year. things are pretty bad, so try and offer your hopes and wishes to those you care about!
Ended January 20, 2023 • 6 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Offer a curse to those you hate
it's a new year coming up, and what better way to ensure your joy and bliss, but with the traditional wishing the worst to those that truly deserve it.
Ended January 20, 2023 • 3 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
Random topics: holidayS edition.
dear Theprosedotcomnicks! it is a weird time to pop your head from under the rock. and whatever you do, it's more than likely a mistake. but you have a choice now, to put to right all those wrongs! Or you could do the rendii. up to you.
choose all, some, a few, one, or none of the following topics.
the topics are : 1) Joe Pesci learns about Christmas at the Monsanto cloning facility.
2) i really hate when___ 3) the big van Gough conspiracy. 4)when Jaffar was learning to read. 5) zippers that go three ways.
6) the contents of the pockets of Georges-Louis Leclerc (the cont de Buffon)
7)shplotzery in the holidays.
8) understanding Corsica in the age of uncertainty.
9) archipelago mapping for begginers.
10) punchcard machines in the north pole.
11) darkned glass slabs
12) ribbons on men's pants and troubling trends in pitchfork designs.
13) an unitemized list of building materials.
14) packets or packquettes, baggets and bagguettes.
15) the birdfeader soars again
16) one here amongst us doesn't know his 'besides' and 'beside's.
17) the rock-hard certainty of auxiliary media rooms.
18) an abridged history of the Lilliputian nation.
19) you're only as young as your eel.
20) hard truths in the Ponderosa.
21) the gentle, caresses of the scouring pad.
22) Sebastian's favorite sandwich.
Ended January 22, 2023 • 5 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
write from the perspective of a shipping container, illegally used as a barrier in Arizona.
you can tie it with Christmas if you really got the need...
Ended January 14, 2023 • 4 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
write a eulogy to the vocative O
O, fellow theprosedotcomnicks! the vocative O was found guilty and is not getting a repreive! oh, but it's sad when something like that happens without us guys expressing ourselves...
Ended December 31, 2022 • 2 Entries • Created by batmaninwuhan
coincidence?!?!
find two news articles that are OBVIOUSLY connected. comment, interpret, and enlighten!!
Ended December 24, 2022 • 1 Entry • Created by batmaninwuhan