You can’t even make an omelette when you have the eggs! (useless..)

You make omlette, you break omelette, you try again.

You can’t make souffle without breaking some eggs.

“can’t make an omlette” they said “can’t build a flying machine” they said. I showed them a flying omelette.

the omlette does’t fall far from the egg shell.

What came first; the omlette or the “can’t make an omlette” saying?

He who breaketh thy egg, may knowest to cobble an omelette.

You can’t make an Jueuvos Rancheros without breaking my heart.

Broken, a mere shell, he turned to omlettes in the end.

Eggs, are not enough. man needs more substance.

The egg man broke down, told me he was also the walrus, ku ku kachoo.

The eggs are on the make. wanting to break me and Mr. Omlette.

It is a disaster waiting to happen, the way you are frying those unbroken eggs.

Why buy the eggs if you can eat the omlette for free.

Another culinary hurdle eliminated: the zipper-egg.

you can break an omlette, easy. but can you make an egg?!

You can put 13 eggs in a 12 egg carton. just break them.

breaking people-evil. breaking eggs-breakfast.

you can’t make a metaphore without breaking a “like”.

you can’t finish things like this. the broken egg must stand.

You can’t make an omelette without breaking out in a fit.

You can’t even break an egg without help.

without eggs, you will be a Can’thy.

you can’t eat the same omelette every day, Mr. Eggman.

Broke my heart, now you are making an omelette.

you can’t unbreak an egg, but you don’t have to make an omelette.

you can make a fried egg, but you can’t make an omelette without bacon.

there are those that break eggs and those that burn omelettes.

the world is your egg, and you just just made an omelette.

eggs of the world, unite! break those chains!

Don't count all the hens before they vote.

Teach a hen to count, and she will never lay an egg.

A hen in the hand counts as extra points.

Hatching hens , you learn to count.

Don't count all your follows before they like.

Every time you say goodbye, i count a little.

Don't count unhatched eggs in the carton.

Don't oparate heavy machinery, before you close the hatch.

Don't just do something, count hens before they hatch.

Don't count all the Hennessey you down the hatch.

Life is what happens while you’re making lemonade.

If life hands you lemons, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

If you get life, make lemonade.

If life’s hands are lemony, then they’re clean for a change.

Unless life makes lemonade, I’ll throw

the lemons.

If life had given him lemons, he wouldn’t have been drinking lemonade.

If life hands you lemons, make Moroccan pickled lemons.

If life hands you Lenin, make revolution.

If you’re pro life, eat a lemon.

If you can’t handle the lemons, get out of the kitchen.

You can hand lemons to all the people some of the time, and you can hand lemons to some people all the time, but you can’t give hand jobs to all the people all of the time.

Lemons hand you your life, but not your dignity.

You’ve got to lemonade and lemonade until you handle it.

If you if me another lemon, I’ll make if-ade.

Mellow yellow , lemonade, laments john Lennon.

If you know what you want(lemons) you shouldn’t say lemonade.

Life doesn’t hand lemons, it’s often limes.

If you bought a lemon, then lemonade is the least of your worries.

If you study conditional sentence structure, make an imperative in the result.

Not all that glisters is lemonade.

Every time someone says “i don’t believe in lemons”, a fairy dies.

If you build it, they will make lemonade.

In case of emergancy, lemons will fall from the overhead conpartment. Make lemonade first for yourself, then help others.

The early worm gets the bird.

The bird is too early for the feeding.

A bird a day, keeps the worms away.

You wormed into my heart, early bird. what do you get for that?

The early birdwatcher, opens a can of worms.

The night owl gets the rat.

You got me, better know what to do with me...(said the worm).

Every cloud has silver hair. Classy.

every tooth has a platinum crowning.

The clouds are doing silvery lines on the coffee table.

it doesn’t matter if it looks like a camel or a giraffe,son, what matters is that you look for the silver...

the clouds could not get the gold. they’ll have to settle for the silver this year.

fog is a cloud with to much silver lining.

you can call it a silver lining all you want, I just see a traffic jam up there..

clouds are just too materialistic!

Cloud you , cloud for me, cloud for you..

One silver in the hand is worth two in the lining.

Every silver lining has a cloudy bottom..

Every haze has a sulphur lining..

Every "every"has a lining somewhere.

Lining the clouds, I give an example of a silvery dangling participle.

How do you get to Carnegie hall? Silver lining, lining, lining.

Clouds are Utopian fools.. Lining each other with all that silver.

If you can’t stand the heat, why did you put your head in the oven?

If you can’t get out of the kitchen, then it’s probably heat stroke.

If you lend me a stand i will heat it before i get out.

If you can’t stand the heat, make lemonade.

If you stand too close to the fire, then you’ll burn the whole kitchen.

If you can’t stand the chicken, give it some heat.

If you can stand on one leg, you get a free kitchen out of it.

If you’re getting out to San-Fransico, be sure to wear a flower in the heat.

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For every kitchen there is a can’t, for every heat there is a stand. Got it?

If getting out is what you stand for, you’re in heat.

If you got out of the kitchen, look back fondly at all the heat...

When the going gets tough, the tough get ganging.

When the tough get going , so will I. don’t want to be first...

When the meat gets tough, the lemon gets tenderizing.

Because the going's getting tougher, the tuff get grainy.

The tough get together, go to town.

When the spaghetti western gets going, the tough get shot.

When people refer to themselves collectively as 'the tough', you know that it's a 'mad max' flic.

When the road gets hot, the hot get roadying.

For the last time, Mr tough guy, I'm not going. Tough it out by yourself.

The Apple doesn’t fall from the tree.

The appletini doesnt fall far from the tray.

The app doesn’t fail far from the apple.

Apples who fall further the tree.

Newton doesn’t sleep far from the apple tree.

The tree doesn’t apple this fall.

The apple doesn’t bounce when it falls.

If an apple fell from a tree, and no one’s there to see it, does it fall far?

bite as much as you can chew.

never "but more" then chew.

never me no never, Mr. Chu.

I've never chewed in Navarre, Mr. Butt.

chew, then swallow, never the opposite.

more than you can, chew your butt off.

nerves of steel chew you better than swallows.

he’s a day short of late penny date.

he’s just a rounding error short of a calander sissaster.

for every short penny there is a late day.

the day will come, where you will be a penny short, but it will come too late.

he’s the luckiest penny on the late show today.

penny was late, she changed her shorts.

in for a penny, late for a day.

a penny a lay, keeps the ‘ladies’ at pay.

lately , daily pennies short out.

an espresso short, and an meeting late.

you can’t make a penny, without dying a little.