What are you meant for?
A falcon, no matter how hard it trains, will never beat a cheetah in a road race. If it tries, it will have wasted its life.
But let it fly, and it will soar to the greatest speed the animal kingdom has ever known.
Quotes Of Wisdom
“Life is what happens while you are making other plans”- Thomas la Mance
″Pride keeps you talking, but passion keeps you doing”- arctic
“Stand alone; Gain alone. Take no risks; recieve no treasures”-arctic
“In order to receive something you must want it, but in order to achieve something, you must deserve it.”- arctic
My Favorite Quote
"Life is ten-percent what happens to you and ninety-percent how you react to it." ~Charles R. Swindoll
People
"People will forget what you said
People will forget what you did
But people will never forget
How you made them feel"
Maya Angelou
Wisdom? Wisdom.
My friends keep a collection of our wisest words. Here’s some highlights.
“Like most ants, beetles also have an exoskeleton”
-Me, June 27 2019 4:15am
“I’ve never had a bean of this species before.”
- B, August 25 2019
“I had a dream that I was being humped - no shit! - HUNTED by Mario and Luigi.”
- B, Sept 26 2019
“Could thou spare but a crumb of crack?”
- B, October 15th 2019
“It’s not just a pussy, it’s magic!”
- M, October 30 2019
“ ♪ The holy cross… the fucking grape ♪”
- M, Nov 2019
“Flies are tiny demons, confirmed?”
- B, Dec 5 2019
“He’s my bread.”
- F, Dec 26 2019
“Ok, imagine if you could feel Shrek”
- J, Dec 31 2019
“Where there’s heat, there’s fog.”
- A, Jan 11 2020
Me: I’m tired of cleaning up other people’s shit
F: I’m tired of cleaning up my own shit
M: I’m tired of my own shit
F: I’m tired
A: Shit.
-Jan 11 2020
“Imagine the cronch of mints but wrapped in flesh”
-Me, Jan 21 2020
“Cats have pronouns and you need to respect them”
-B
and yes I can give context for these if needed
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some extras: (I wasn't here for all of these so i'm honestly pretty confused about some of them ngl)
“Now as I fucking lay here on my fucking death bed. I look up at the fucking stars thinking about how I’m a fucking saint. A-fucking-men!”
-Me, June 5th, 2019
“I have paparazzi now!”
-F.r
“My eyebrows tell a different story.”
-Me
“Alas, mellons.”
-F.r
“You should tell that at stories.”
-A
“I’ve had like 3”
-M, August 25, regarding alcohol
“Fucking strut you majestic bitch!”
-M, September 26
“J did that not me, don’t involve me with that crazy bullshit bitch!”
-A, September 26
“No Dope”
-A, September 26
“Because a computer is made out of pickles”
-F, Nov 20
“I have all the thumbs!!”
-F.r, Dec 31
“Racism and weebism is basically the same thing”
-J, March 31
“I just like to think about how I’m a meth-head all the time”
-M, April 14
“Wait, you know J? You’re pretty cool, you can sit with us at lunch”
-Me
“Ow why is it so hard?”
-A
“I’m a giz bender”
-F.r
“It’s like a non-consensual game of man tracker!”
-B
“It’s just feet! What the actual hell!?!”
-F.r
“Who’s there? Calf pain!”
-A, July 18
“Wakey wakey, French toast”
-F, August 3
“Ham and green pepper”
J do you have ham and green pepper?’
-I think this might have been me? or maybe F? (there wasn't a name)
“It’s time to get fat!”
-Me, October 5 2020
“I like- I don’t like—- I don’t know how I feel”
-F, October 5 2020
“I like black coffee for its politics”
-A, October 13 2020
“Imagine cutting your dick in half”
-Me, October 19 2020
A: “The gun is sex!”
Me: “No the gun is the dick!”
-October 19 2020
On Wisdom
The road to wisdom's very plain
And simple to express:
To err
And err
And err again
But less and less and less.
–Piet Hein
Great Quotes
"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood."
---Marie Curie
"Fools try to prove they are right. Wise men try to find when they are wrong."
-------- Ancient Proverb
Orwell
"The further a society drifts away from the truth. The more it will hate those who speak it."
Quote of today
“Don’t let people treat you like a ciggarette. They only use you when they’re bored & step on you in the end. Be like drugs, let them die for you.”
- Maitee
Everyday Deeds
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. ~ Gandalf