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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
Ended November 9, 2020 • 21 Entries • Created by Finder
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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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Harry_Situation
• 110 reads

Things You Can Say About a Book But Not Your Significant Other

"I'd like to thumb through your pages."

"That's a lot of wrinkles."

"I kinda broke the spine on this one."

"Sure you can borrow it. Everyone one else has had their turn."

"Now that's a climax."

"Where the fuck are the pictures?!?"

#humor #whoseline

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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nightscribbler
• 83 reads

Old and used

I don’t mind them brand new, but I actually prefer when they are old and used. I just can't get enough of that smell.

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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Voidkin_Killer
• 79 reads

I don’t like books...I think.

You sucked.

I thought you had 5 stars.

5 STARS.

Well...I didn’t make it past page 18!

Don’t criticize me.

I like writing.

I prefer that to reading.

I don’t read very often.

And here I am,

surrounded by writers,

Who love reading.

Well, what would they say?

Would it surprise you if....

If...the last chapter book I read, was about 2 years ago?

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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TW
• 69 reads

Well, If We’re Being Honest Love...

I like romance novels but I admit I don’t pay as much attention to all the words between the smutty parts >_>

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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stasisphere
• 85 reads

Ode to an Old Book (and Honest Love)

Your wrinkles,

worn, like chasms

borne with time

and unique expression,

draw me in deeper,

closer to you, because

I know, I know

those canyons were etched

by light itself

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
NaomiAdams
• 83 reads

My books, my love!

Good things come in small packages.

It's short, but I sure enjoyed it.

Just want to curl up with you all day.

You're boring.

Not tonight. Maybe next week.

Naomi Adams

@Finder

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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allysunyo
• 31 reads

It was short and boring.

I never finished.

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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EstherFlowers1
• 27 reads

A Loving Grip Slightly Warps The Pages

Thumbed and fingered,

Heartache lingered,

Leading me blind

My precious find,

The things you taught!

If only your thought

Could be forever mine.

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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KDaughetee
• 30 reads

To say about a book, but not a significant other:

Well, that was disappointing. Very anticlimactic

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Things you can say about a book that you can't say to your significant other
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Toebeans
• 57 reads

Things you can say about a book that you can’t say to your significant other

1. Calm Down

2. You are pissing me off.

3. I hate you.

4. Fuck off.

I would never say this to them.

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