Things You Can Say About a Book But Not Your Significant Other
"I'd like to thumb through your pages."
"That's a lot of wrinkles."
"I kinda broke the spine on this one."
"Sure you can borrow it. Everyone one else has had their turn."
"Now that's a climax."
"Where the fuck are the pictures?!?"
#humor #whoseline
Old and used
I don’t mind them brand new, but I actually prefer when they are old and used. I just can't get enough of that smell.
I don’t like books...I think.
You sucked.
I thought you had 5 stars.
5 STARS.
Well...I didn’t make it past page 18!
Don’t criticize me.
I like writing.
I prefer that to reading.
I don’t read very often.
And here I am,
surrounded by writers,
Who love reading.
Well, what would they say?
Would it surprise you if....
If...the last chapter book I read, was about 2 years ago?
Well, If We’re Being Honest Love...
I like romance novels but I admit I don’t pay as much attention to all the words between the smutty parts >_>
Ode to an Old Book (and Honest Love)
Your wrinkles,
worn, like chasms
borne with time
and unique expression,
draw me in deeper,
closer to you, because
I know, I know
those canyons were etched
by light itself
My books, my love!
Good things come in small packages.
It's short, but I sure enjoyed it.
Just want to curl up with you all day.
You're boring.
Not tonight. Maybe next week.
Naomi Adams
@Finder
It was short and boring.
I never finished.
A Loving Grip Slightly Warps The Pages
Thumbed and fingered,
Heartache lingered,
Leading me blind
My precious find,
The things you taught!
If only your thought
Could be forever mine.
To say about a book, but not a significant other:
Well, that was disappointing. Very anticlimactic
Things you can say about a book that you can’t say to your significant other
1. Calm Down
2. You are pissing me off.
3. I hate you.
4. Fuck off.
I would never say this to them.