Things You Can Say About a Book But Not Your Significant Other
"I'd like to thumb through your pages."
"That's a lot of wrinkles."
"I kinda broke the spine on this one."
"Sure you can borrow it. Everyone one else has had their turn."
"Now that's a climax."
"Where the fuck are the pictures?!?"
Old and used
I don’t mind them brand new, but I actually prefer when they are old and used. I just can't get enough of that smell.
I don’t like books...I think.
I thought you had 5 stars.
Well...I didn’t make it past page 18!
Don’t criticize me.
I like writing.
I prefer that to reading.
I don’t read very often.
And here I am,
surrounded by writers,
Who love reading.
Well, what would they say?
Would it surprise you if....
If...the last chapter book I read, was about 2 years ago?
Well, If We’re Being Honest Love...
I like romance novels but I admit I don’t pay as much attention to all the words between the smutty parts >_>
Ode to an Old Book (and Honest Love)
worn, like chasms
borne with time
and unique expression,
draw me in deeper,
closer to you, because
I know, I know
those canyons were etched
by light itself
My books, my love!
Good things come in small packages.
It's short, but I sure enjoyed it.
Just want to curl up with you all day.
Not tonight. Maybe next week.
It was short and boring.
I never finished.
A Loving Grip Slightly Warps The Pages
Thumbed and fingered,
Leading me blind
My precious find,
The things you taught!
If only your thought
Could be forever mine.
To say about a book, but not a significant other:
Well, that was disappointing. Very anticlimactic
Things you can say about a book that you can’t say to your significant other
1. Calm Down
2. You are pissing me off.
3. I hate you.
4. Fuck off.
I would never say this to them.