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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer
Ended January 16, 2021 • 18 Entries • Created by Wilmer
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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

Towed

You’re like a car alarm: loud, unwanted, and a warning sign.

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

I think this is twelve syllables but I’m not the greatest at counting...

Forget Vogue. You got more issues than Condé Nast.

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

An insult

Do join me for a drink but do bring a more fun guy with you

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

You taste like milk and buddy I am lactose intolerant.

(an ode to my ex)

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

Kill It With Kindness

You make me smile the way my haters do.

I love killing it with kindness.

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

7 syllables, 2 syllables

Shut up, you soggy waffle! (7 syllables)

Wet sock (2 syllables)

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

Those who had them will comprehend

I’d rather have braces again than listen to your bullshit.

(A lie, bullshit's realistically preferable.)

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

Insult

"Worthless as an empty sack of shark guts."

@Wilmer

10 syllables!! Mic drop :P haha

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

Fiery!

You dumb cotton pickin', smooth-talking, good for nuthin', eejit!

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Insult Anyone With Only 15 syllables
Use whatever words you would like just make sure you only use 15 syllables. Bonus points if you only use 10 syllables. Tag me @Wilmer

Insult

You should carry around a plant for the oxygen you waste.

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