Warning
Do not poke with sharp sticks
My stick is sharper.
Do not be fooled by my armor
I am easily broken.
Do not disregard me
I have hidden value.
Do not damage me
I have long memory capacity.
Do not fear me
I was created to serve.
Enter At Own Risk
The fabled curiosity-killed cat dwells here now in her ninth life, pampered frequently by succulent offerings. She purrs as you approach and read the warning:
Trespassers shall be sniffed, licked, cosseted, and subjected to intrusive mind-fondling.
Warning: Brevity is not her strong suit. But she will try because the word count demands it. Here is her attempt…
Warning: Will eat chocolate and there may be stains in places you didn’t think would be possible. True story: chocolate found it’s way behind her ear.
Warning: has an unpredictable laugh- it can start as a low bass thudding out a low “haha” to then sound like a piccolo, then possibly a wheezing windpipe and finally she might end in a snort… nobody knows (least of all her).
Warning: sings harmony to every goddamn song that comes on the radio even if she doesn’t know the words… she will find a way to sing.
Warning: is fiercely loyal. She may seem sweet, but she will protect her own. I will leave that up to your interpretation…
Warning: sometimes she feels so sad she doesn’t know why or where it comes from. Let her cry, she’ll release the excess and be okay :)
Do Not Experiment
If you pull my leg
I will kick
The other one is bionic
If you want a hug
just ask
I give warmth and love
If you think you can slip by
Ponder this
I am not blind
If you inflict gleeful pain
I am strong
You will pay for it
If you are my friend
I am loyal to the end
If I am writing
Interrupting is deadly
If I am reading
I am deaf to all
Even a siren's call
And when I go out
and walk about
That crutch you see
is a weapon free
Experiment if you dare
love is my weakness
when given with care
Take me as I am
For I have finished
fixing me!
COGNITIVE DISSONANCE
WARNING This Person Radiates a Magnetic Field shown to Effect Cognitive Dissonance in others.
DO NOT APPROACH or INTERACT without Testing at Genius Level Intelligence Quotient.
NEVER ASK What They Think; about You, your Friends and Family, or your religious or political delusions.
WAIT UNOBTRUSIVELY for them to Notice You, and Remain Calm.
DO NOT INTERRUPT them under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
Rapid and Irreversible Destruction of Self Concept may occur.
!!!WARNING!!!
This person has a lot of emotional baggage.
This person suffered.
In middle school they had one toxic friend.
Who nearly ripped apart their friendships apart...
twice.
In high school
They had a director who only found issues.
They had a friend who nearly died.
They had a different toxic friend.
Now this broken soul has
a hard time trusting people,
Perfectionism,
and Anxiety.
This is a warning,
This person is breakable.
;)
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to find exactly what you're looking for.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT
BEWARE! The following are risk for approaching this little lump of cotton:
Bilingual eXpResSiOnS: you might be bombarded with culturally different reference and words, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (directly translated).
Thoughts are most of the time, OCCUPIED: Just a sec, I keep getting distracted, forgot what I'm supposed to say. (Edited 47+ times)
Pessimism to its finest with a little douse of sunshine: you might be one day talking to a positive pessimist.
Still a little lump of cotton (was told I'm a sadist(?))—soft and fluffy: CAREFUL, you might inhale something. It won't be good for your health in a long run.
Didn't see some walls? Me neither: Why're you there though? Come closer?
You'll become an emotional trash dump—also randomly ruins your day during the time when this cotton's in a rainy mood: Don't be close enough, stay there.
Living contradiction: ...not really!
YOU MAY NOW PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
labeled
Maybe I should have come with a manual.
A book of instructions explaining how to handle me.
a guide to understand every tone and the meaning behind every different smile.
A warning label that stated " enter her heart by your own risk"
I am not the usual, typical girl...
I overthink...
always weigh the bad above the good.
always waiting for disappointment.
I get cranky, and have days I just want to exist and not live.
Sleep is my favorite luxury.
I have numerous flaws and sometimes insecurities controls my day.
I am not made for everyone. I need to be reminded of your love atleast 100 tims a day.
Can’t Nobody
I mean
I‘m all for
political correctness
maybe even
Elon Musk
taking back
his Twitter deal
my only
stipulation
is you don’t
bother me
before coffee
climbing the
corporate ladder
like a monkey
seeking bananas
emails with false
sincerity
like Lil Nas X said
can’t nobody tell
me nothing