Work consumes

     But money

Privacy evaporates

     But kids

Commitments stress

     But friends

Muse vacations

     But Prose

Adulting is sucking my will to live.

Sucking me dry what more can I give?

5 months in a row, rent's 12 days past due.

Pants for my kid? He's only got 2.

A shut off notice taped to the front door;

I don't understand how I got so poor!

An angry scraping from under the car;

I'm afraid it won't get us all that far.

Unopened mail stacked 4 inches deep...

If I fall out now, that's 4 hours of sleep.

Money in the bank, but I lack the will.

Adulting is struggling to pay the bills.

Every week day, I drive the same way;

I parked in this same spot yesterday.

I smile and nod at the same old faces.

Go auto-pilot through the same old places.

I buy the same groceries at the same store

The butcher has been there a decade or more.

3 inches of roots, and hair turning white...

Fine lines and wrinkles appear in the night.

I see the same moms at practice and games

In 20 years all that's changed are last names.

Last month an unwanted pregnancy scare,

I don't want to be a grandma, this isn't fair!

I'm not ready to give up, give in to my years

Adulting is watching your youth disappear.

Adulting means arriving on time to work,

No losing tempers when the boss is a jerk.

It's researching options of insurance plans,

It's trading convertibles for minivans.

Adulting is carpools and play dates and naps,

To yell as an adult, I type in ALL CAPS.

Vacation is planned a year in advance,

Embarrass the offspring whenever I dance.

Adulting at meals means healthy is good,

The bowels need fiber that tastes like wood.

There's so much pressure & so much worry,

Adulting is everything done in a hurry.

I find it odd how kids rush to be grown,

I did it myself, if only I'd known...

Adulting's not fun, responsibilities are tough,

No one really cares, and life is often rough.

Kids will eat a pizza and 2 pieces of cake,

Adults eat half that, then have a bellyache!

Adulting means ambition, aim for the sky!

Check your cholesterol or you might die!

No more blind faith in childhood magic,

Forward momentum, Adulting is tragic.

A debilitating personality disorder where 4 of the following 7 conditions exist:

1. Loss of interest and enthusiasm.

2. Stagnation of creativity, imagination, or curiosity

3. Life emphasis becomes focused on maintenance of status quo

4. Irritation at the presence of youthful and/or creative individuals

5. Acceptance of physical health and appearance

6. Delusional concept of time

7. Viewing enjoyment as a punishable concept 

doing what you have to do

even when you don't want to,

even when you don't have time,

even if you don't care,

even if you know it's wrong

all while paying for your own health insurance.

Honestly, adulthood, truly it sucks,

Most days I’m unhappy, I will confess.

Working my ass off, inadequate bucks,

An eternal struggle consumed by stress.

Leisure, are you kidding, time is lacking,

Most days I don’t want to get out of bed.

With all of these bills, no time for slacking,

Not sure how much more water I can tread.

Contemplating a homicidal spree,

So many on my “list” I’d love to choke.

You look at me oddly, but hey, that’s free,

I swear I’m going to die from a stroke.

But would I want to be a child again?

Nope, I say, as I grab another pen.

The sequel to childhood, being a grown up

    It isn't as fun as I thought

Work, responsibilities, training a pup

    Many things I was never taught

Always in a hurry, shopping, child care

    Recess never gets called

Late on the highway, stop and pay the fare

    Now my man is bald

Never have time to myself anymore

    Theres always a knock on the door

My everyday chores are things I abhor

    Laundry, dishes, sweeping the floor

It's well worth every tear, every race

    When I look at my little boy

He looks back with awe on his face

    I'm his hero like his Batman toy.