I don’t hate you, exactly...
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would definitely unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Deficient cooking skills
Not even a starving maggot would care to dine on the putrescent morsels of filth you call your best dishes.
"...the problem was not your argument of your position, the problem was that you thought you had one..."
"He's the smartest guy on the football team. That's a little like being the tallest dwarf"
Close the lid
do you need some toilet paper for all that shit that's oozing out your mouth bitch
Darling, don't call yourself ugly cause no one is.
It's just that everyone else is beautiful.
You are the reason that there are directions on the back of shampoo bottles .
In honor of?
He threw her a going away party & shrieked to her face: "Good riddance!" And chuckled out the door.
Put a Ring on it
Mother says to lose weight, be friendly so I can get a ring. "Where's your ring mother?"