Knowledge vs. Wisdom
I hold all mankind's knowledge in the palm of my hand... I watch cat videos.
You blush crimson
when I see your bruises.
Flaws and all, I love you...
There is a slug on the bathroom mirror.
How did it get there?
Sleeping Cats Write
Annie my cat is my constant writing companion who frequently falls asleep on my keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
It Came With the House
A urinal mounted on my basement wall. It doesn't work, but that hasn't stopped people.
Cheap to replace, but I don't. I like waving with my toe through the hole.
Forever U and me...
Great place to lie on...
No other place I'd rather be...
Suddenly Last Summer*
Baby, it was so hot!
chiseled his name
into the ceiling fan blades.
It strangles them. They suffocate under its restraint. My poor chesticles need a bra break.
I think my willpower is in there too!
Empty wrappers piled high in the basket by my side, the diet starts tomorrow, again.