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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
Ended July 16, 2017 • 110 Entries • Created by EstherFlowers1
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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
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LKahts in Comedy
• 136 reads

Old Guitar

Fingers pressed on my neck, you caress my chest. Our euphoric duet consumes your soul.

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
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dustygrein in Comedy
• 221 reads

The Laptop

He turns me on, then gently bangs me with his fingers, expertly pressing my buttons.

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
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kanders6 in Comedy
• 128 reads

Treadmill

I hummed, purred, keeping you in shape.

I thought we bonded!

Now I dry laundry.

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
Kronos in Comedy
• 119 reads

Toilet

My face paled. Here he comes once again. Goddamn human. He's so full of shit.

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
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EstherFlowers1 in Comedy
• 80 reads

Wiping the Mirror.

I say! Oh I do say! Isn't she ravishing this morning!... Wait, no. 'Twas condensation.

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
Cover image for post Please Find a Day Job, by Storybob
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Storybob in Comedy
• 101 reads

Please Find a Day Job

Writer my ass, I hope I run out of ink. I have been so misused.

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
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Syneverse in Comedy
• 135 reads

The Phone

I'm a plastic block stuffed with electrical circuits, how do I entertain you for hours?

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
Cover image for post The Teddy, by MissChanelleJoy
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MissChanelleJoy in Comedy
• 100 reads

The Teddy

Must she squeeze so hard? Oh… she’s crying. It’s alright, little one, squeeze Teddy tight.

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
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SelfTitled in Comedy
• 97 reads

For God’s Sake, Go Running Already...

Bitch, staring at me for hours scrunching your stomach ain't gonna make you any skinnier.

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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
lyzziegee in Comedy
• 82 reads

Mirror, Mirror

What is more beloved than I?

Nothing, I think.

Only I have your undivided attention.

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