Once upon a time, I sat broken-hearted; 

though I came to poop, I only farted.

Once upon a time the story didn't begin or end because I ran out of

Once upon a time, a fairytale flew from your mind to mine, an enchanted hand-me-down...

Once upon a time, mother laughed at my decision to be a comedian. Promising debut.

Once upon a time a writer didn't know what to write with only fifteen words.

Once upon a time I sat alone thinking I was the only one writing nonsense 

Once upon a time there was a dragon that loved pie and very specific jewels.

Once upon a thyme

A sage attempt to rhyme

With seasonings sublime

Gingerly we dine