constipation
Once upon a time, I sat broken-hearted;
though I came to poop, I only farted.
words
Once upon a time the story didn't begin or end because I ran out of
Happily Ever After
Once upon a time, a fairytale flew from your mind to mine, an enchanted hand-me-down...
The Good Start
Once upon a time, mother laughed at my decision to be a comedian. Promising debut.
Once upon a time a writer didn't know what to write with only fifteen words.
She Ate the Whole Thing
Once upon a time
Cinderella baked
a pumpkin pie.
Coach and Prince Charming
never arrived!
Once upon a time, I was more confused than a homeless man under house arrest.
Once upon a time
Once upon a time I sat alone thinking I was the only one writing nonsense
Once Upon A Time?
Once upon a time there was a dragon that loved pie and very specific jewels.
″Tis the Season!
Once upon a thyme
A sage attempt to rhyme
With seasonings sublime
Gingerly we dine