When I saw this challenge, I really considered entering and totally burning you, but then I remembered the one thing my mother told me day after day: "Never burn garbage; it smells terrible and it's rude."
So I won't.
A Genuinely Fake Insult
15 to 100 words is not nearly enough leeway to insult a person I don't even know, pffft, what were you thinking?
And you have the nerve to capitalize the letter M in 'me'! Gosh, how selfish can you get.
You're a mal-odorous pile of indefinable seepage! A disgusting squelch on the sole of a particularly unfortunate shoe!
This Is a Stupid Challenge.
<font face="Arial" size="7" color="white"> I'm Sorry Finder! All in Good Faith! Please Forgive! :)M </font>
You Don’t Know
The greatest insult known to man
Is to believe that he simply can't understand
Due to his color, race, or creed
There's no way in hell that he can possibly concede
Judging someone upon my perception
Can quite often lead to misconception
I cannot know how you think, or feel
To think that I do, is quite surreal
If I judge you based upon what my eyes see
Then I insult myself and who I could be
This kind of thinking is oh so inane
An open mind is the key, to allow you to explain.
A Fool to Stay
You aren't worth my time.
You aren't worth my consideration.
You aren't worth my loyalty.
You aren't worth my honesty.
You aren't worth my sacrifice.
You aren't worth it.
You don't excite me.
You don't thrill me.
You don't stop.
You are too much.
You are never enough.
My little lies, they fool you.
My stolen stares, they crush you.
Do I care?
You fall for everything.
You believe anything.
You pity the fool?
You are the fool.
People insult others by saying those things they most fear people think of themselves. Things when said will cut deep. Insults are a mirror of what you dread most people will say about you.
A lesson on comprehension
I would "try" to insult you, but halfway through I would have to throw you a dictionary so you could "comprehend" the words I used...
"Comprehend" by the way is the understanding of words, and then when you put them together they are called sentences...then you can "comprehend" the sentences I just used...
See that, I only used half the words allowed so you could "understand" it better...
As of scientific fact;
The human body is made
Of animal cells.
So... we're such a human!
Who's... an animal?
Do I dare to insult
EVERY single human being?!
Well, I didn't call you
A Monkey!! Did I?
No, it's naturally
Too be honest it isn't even worth my time. That's how little you mean;
you are too easy of a target.
If you had a grave,
I'd not mark it,
think of it,
blink from it,
almost Love it,
I'll take the road less traveled, and abstain from a stain on your name because I won't speak it.
I'll leave you derailed at my indifference, with little to no consequence;
because you aren't of any; Any consequence to anybody, and I've already wasted enough energy writing this than the likes of you deserves.
[I turn; throwing shade and a blank stare, as I exit]