Interviewer: "So what would you say is your greatest weakness?"
Me: "I think it would have to be honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."
Me: "I don't give a shit what you think."
I’m the bigliest candidate
Nobody loves jobs more than me, nobody! I love doing jobs, ask anyone, they'll tell you nobody, and I mean NOBODY, loves doing a great job more than me. I'm the best at every job I've ever had. I'm so best at every job, I'm the bigliest guy you'll ever find for any job. Thousands, no, MILLIONS, of people around the world ask me all the time, MILLIONS, of people ask me all the time. They ask me how I can be the bigliest, best candidate for the job and I tell them, I
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Tanka Regarding My Mediocre Foresight
It's weird to notice
Becoming better at things
Only shines a light
On how little I have learned
For such a trail of mistakes
To be honest
I was diagnosed with CLD, compulsive lying disorder. Naah. I am kidding. I just made it up to sound cool.
Too less of a time to state all my weaknesses!
I've always had a weakness for movies
I've always had a weakness for reading
I've always had a weakness for chocolates
I've always had a weakness for travelling beautiful places
I've always had a weakness for great food
I've always had a weakness for meeting people
I've always had a weakness for striving for excellence
I've always had a weakness for managing teams
I've always had a weakness for being strategic
I've always had a weakness for being outspoken
I've always had a weakness for being myself!
I have zero social skillz, throw any person with eyes and a mouth at me, and I'll combust on the spot, guarenteed flaming implosion, no matches necessary. That's not all, my thoughts are constantly on haywire mode; a complete balistic trainwreck of disaster, 24/7. I'm a great giver upper, you'll never have to fire me, I'd do it myself. But wait, there's more: I don't get sick often, but I'll be calling in sick often. I'll probably never work a night shift, but I'm miserable in the mornings. Oh, and everything makes me cry: talking, listening, standing, over-working, allergies, etc.
One Serving of Weaknesses and Flaws Coming Right Up
We all have weaknesses, flaws. Some are worse than others. My basic ones are chocolate as a weakness, time-management as a flaw. But search deeper, you'll find the weaknesses and flaws I try to hide. Like how I want to find true love, but once I find it, I can't fully commit; what if he can't commit or it turns out to be a joke or a lie? Like how I want to help everyone that comes my way; help them first, even if that means putting myself last. Like how I'll do absolutely anything for the ones I love.
Shaken not Stirred
I'd rather ask forgiveness than permission. Rules were made to be broken. I hate red-tape or hearing how it's always been done before. If you wanted to keep things the same, don't hire me because your business needs to be shaken up to survive and I'm the one equipped to look at everything with a fresh eye than start tearing out the dead wood in order to make this company survive more than your present three year plan. If you don't want someone to tell it straight and break the rules, you don't want me.
My weaknesses are stress and micromanagement. If you try to force me to do something a different way, that is my weakness. If you want to know my strengths, I have a wide vocabulary, and strong writing skills. Another weakness is templates, I am unable to write something by a template most of the time. I'm not the best teamworker, and I tend to try to be the leader, and the person who controls what happens.
I have weaknesses, we all have weaknesses. It's a part of life. If you don't think you have a weakness you're wrong.
Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.