Some Food for Thought
I only exist to die.
It's weird that so many humans think that's normal and okay.
They literally enslaved my kind--
Raised them,
Bred them,
Made them grow fat,
So they could slaughter them and sell them
To people who wanted to stuff themselves.
Sure, they could easily satisfy their hungers other ways
With breads, or potatoes, or greens,
Or literally anything else.
But the holiday demands me.
Well, not me exactly...
My corpse
And all my friends' corpses as well.
Millions of lives for one holiday.
Not human lives, no.
But in what way is a human life
Worth more than a bird's?
Some food for thought.
What Can I Say?
Thanksgiving Day,
As My Fowl Soul
Hovers Over
The Center Roast
It's Like They Said,
Gobble, Gobble...
#Challenge
#HolidayDinner
#TurkeyPerspective
Consider the Turkey
I came into this world in misery
and left it just the same.
I was never granted an ounce of dignity
or given my own name.
I was just a number on a plastic ring
clamped around my leg,
destined for nothing but a cruel death
from the moment I left my egg.
My beak was sliced with a hot blade,
making it hard to eat or breathe.
Still I grew so big, so fast
that I struggled to stand on my feet.
My legs finally snapped beneath my weight
leaving me to flail on the shit-stained earth.
No one tried to help me
for so little was I worth.
Finally, after 16 weeks
they threw us in trucks destined for the killing floor.
I was scared when I smelled blood
but thought maybe I wouldn't have to suffer anymore.
But the blades were dull and crude
from killing too many too fast
and when it came my turn to die
those dull blades made my suffering last.
My throat was cut shallow and quick
leaving me alive to see the end.
I watched paralyzed as one by one
the scalding tank boiled my friends.
I find myself on your table
while you all gather around to give thanks
by slicing into my tortured flesh
and pulling out a bone to break.
You do not question this tradition,
you just pass the gravy to pour
and it's clear to me that on Thanksgiving
there is nothing for turkeys to be thankful for.
A Turkey’s Tale
It was not enough
you killed and chilled my carcass
now instead of a proper burial
you cook me
and tear my flesh
in a gathering of the tribe
a feast for your laughing mouths
stuffed and gravied
but wait one last ceremony
passed down from father to child
my breast bone
the one that protected my heart
in life
is grappled apart
by the youngest
yanked in two
pinched between
fingers and thumbs
the winner to gain
the fable of good luck
for the year
to come
as my bones are thrown
without ceremony
into a black trash bag
to be removed
next Tuesday.
Hm
Bon appétit!
Although, I taste better when your grandma cooks me,
no matter, I'm fucking delicious!
Last Thoughts of the Holiday Dinner Before Being Consumed
These clowns didn't even have the decency to baste me with anything more than a stick of butter. I didn't die for your culinary sins! I hope you fall asleep slack-jawed on the sofa not understanding the football game and all the kids laugh at you.
Turkey Realized
Today I get to be a star
Everyone will stare
Placed on the table where they are
And see my cooked ass bare
I never had much fame alive
I could be from incest
Oh here it it the carving knive
I have to look my best
Today all eyes upon me
They smell the cook did baste
Drooling they are hungry
It's me they want to taste
Alive another pecking bird
A gobble did I mention
Dead I do not say a word
And have all the attention
My life was of obscurity
Until the Christmas Day
Now I can say with surety
I'm famous here today
My Turkey Point of View
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, happy thanksgiving. I'm about to be chopped up and carved after being cooked too long and stuff and this is the thanks I get for giving. I don't get it. They could eat all this other food on the table, like the greens, a bit greasy but good. The mac and cheese, colon clogging but tasty. The corn pudding, half cooked but sweet. The stuffing, stiff wet bread, but smell like garlic. And some other food groups sure to kill you somehow. But the pride of the night is me. They clap when they see me and smile for days. How about the ham, I know he raises your blood pressure but he means well. Me, I'm just juicy, tasty, and nutricious. Damn, I just wrote my will!
Turkey Dinner
They gathered around me and chopped off my head
They ripped out my feathers and filled me with bread
Into the oven, I now go
Slathered in butter and cilantro
Baking in the oven for half a day
While they are free to laugh and play
Moved to the table, I see the knife
Held by the farmer’s pretty wife
I faint, glad I won’t feel
As I become a Thanksgiving meal.
A Turkey’s Tale
The nightmare begins
I am taken from my friends, my family
I have been brought to this strange world of two legged wingless creatures
I am lying on a cold surface
The silver flashes before my eyes
The world goes dark
The bones of my body fall to the ground to be fought over by dogs.
Next year:
My kin will suffer the same:
The nightmare will never end.
FREEDOM FOR THE TURKEYS