It’s Sexy Time
My woman lies across the bed,
I strip to the buff,
telling her tonight will be the best ever,
I cough, sneeze and fart.
Smoking she exhales smoke
as if her mouth is on fire,
smiles, telling me she is ready.
She rubs her armpits,
scratches her ass, waiting on me.
As we kiss,
I cough, she sneezes.
Next we know, it's Monday.
Time for work.
Another failure.
OMG
. . . . . . .
you're
. . so . .
. .inside. .
my mind
. . .it's . .
. .like a. .
brain fuck
all the time
. . . . . . . . .
#MakeSexBoring #Challenge
In and out
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
In and out.
HO HUM
Want to have sex tonight?
Yeah, I could go for Tex Mex tonight.
Harry, I didn't say Tex Mex, I said SEX.
...........
Harry, did you hear me?
Yeah. Does this mean I can't have Tex Mex?
Missionary Man
What could possibly be more boring
Than the same damn position?
Every........ Fucking......... Time?
Making the same noises of course!
“Oh yes baby! That’s it!
Oooohhhh!
Burn me with your hot passion of love!”
Now get off of me!
Spinning in neutral...
*Sigh* deep breath, usual routine
Finite motion of lotions and potions that are needed for this
rut of expressless love
*Sigh* deep thoughts, of others
faces and places to think about
to get from point A to B for
this love to be free
*Sigh* deep hopes, that the same
moves and grooves can be changed in the effort of this to progress, instead of spinning in neutral...
Waiting for Roseanne
“Now?”
“It’s been 6 months.”
“I’m exhausted.”
“You don’t have to do anything.”
“Then just use your hand.”
“I just want to feel you.”
“I hate your touch.”
“I’ll be quick.”
“Whatever. Roseanne starts in 3 minutes.”
In and out. In and out. like the steady tick of a clock
I count the minutes before getting on with my day.
Once upon a time lived a thing called love,
these nights, only our body parts remain.
It’s Not About You
My body needs it
But I don't see it
As much more than what it is
Two people, or more
Cum together, or apart
Waiting for when their turn is.
#MakeSexBoring #Challenge #IThinkIMadeItSad #Oops
Victoria Wood said it best.
I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I don’t believe in too much sex
This fashion
For passion
Turns us into nervous wrecks.
No derision,
My decision
I’d rather watch the Spinners on the television.
I can't do it, I can't do it tonight!