When I Try Talking to People
She says, “hello” to me,
I eagerly respond.
She’s on the phone.
Oh.
Not me.
“He’s A Little Bit...”
"...slow with his-"
It was then I realized I didn't know how to pronounce "pronunciation."
I also thought today was Saturday...
Couldn't find my phone.
Standing next to me, Dad called it.
My bra rang.
#spacecase
Oops!
Noticing the bump, I asked excitedly, “When is the baby due?”
“The twins are two.”
Beware of open cell calls in the car...
Had said good-bye but didn't disconnect with my sister, and said out loud, "she's crazy."
Laughing Gas
I failed my fitness test.
How?
Every sit-up made me fart.
I was laughing uncontrollably.
The Flash
Swimming in a pool
I was being cool
Did a flip
Everyone saw my nips
Backyard
Trying to show off,
diving board,
high arc and big splash.
Where'd my swimsuit go?
ding dong
donkey kong
Uhm, hey!
She knew my name, looked in my eyes with familiarity. I could not remember her.