Lame Joke
I went to my local hospital for a minor procedure.
The Doc asked if I wanted a local anesthetic and I said “Sure.”
I woke up groggy and confused FIVE hours later.
“Dude, I thought you were giving me a local anesthetic,” I said.
“It was a local anesthetic,” he replied.
“It was made in a factory round the corner!”
Boom! Boom!
Lame Joke
Two elementary school teachers were talking during recess and they didn't think any of the kids were close enough to hear them. There was one little boy who was curious about what they were talking about so he got close enough to eavesdrop. After a few moments, he ran excitedly over to his friends and told them, "great news! No one in our class can fail this year!"
"Why not?" One little girl asked, confused.
"Because," he said, " I just heard Miss Lawson tell Miss Jackson she had no more f's to give this year!"
