L: smart emo
Light: smart psycho
I am gay backwards
Magic notebook. Let’s kill some people.
Oh shit I’m having a heart attack——————
much gay, such wow
gay cat and blonde lesbo best friends
find weird glowing sword
sparkle girl and arrow man exist
use sword = become stronk, tall, lesbian
gay cat mad at blonde lesbo
oh no scary skull dude
finds soft scorpian gorl
gay cat hate scorpian gorl
arrow man has two dads!
AND SCORPIAN GORL HAS TWO MOMS!
this queen lady died
skull dude has brother?
sparkle girl dad is alive I guess
lonk hair gurl is alive too!
robot get mad
robot get sab
stronk lesbo sword break
skull dude's brother takes skull dude, gay cat, and sparkle girl
oh no we have to wait again
in a nutshell = much gay
You Already Know...
There was once an angel afraid of falling
Who fell for a man afraid of flying.
The angel lost his wings, his grace, and his way
But he and the hunter learned to carry on anyway.
From the moment blue eyes met green
Neither could keep away.
The bond they formed was so profound,
That even God himself was amazed.
[Insert Long Japanese Title Here]
*Another even manlier pose*
*A sort of gay pose*
"My dog is dead"
Vibrations of the Sand
People want it
People dream about it
It can be different to every individual
It can complete us
Or it can destroy us
And it can change the world
People call it "treasure".
The sound of wind blowing from the horizon
The warmth of the sun hitting the ocean waves
The vibration of sand beating like the hearts of youth
We're at the starting point of this long journey.
The freezing winds may make us shiver
The heat of the sun may make us thirsty
The vibrations of the sand may swallow us
But we'll never stop.
Gold, eternal life, honor, love, fame--
It doesn't matter what you dream for.
So let me ask you
What is your treasure?
Will you join us?
you make me live
ethereal, yes, but not really.
white wings meet black,
when apples fell from trees like the new rain.
unicorns escaped, but Christ could not,
they stood their place and watched humanity rot.
the oysters in Rome, or Hamlet at the Globe
could never deter the two
from which heaven had bode.
feet burned to a crisp,
like the souls from his home,
from a church for his beloved,
who praised an empty throne.
cocoa and novels stacked neatly within
a shop that burned down,
no angel to be found,
and the deeply worn demon is now wearing thin.
royalty blares from an old timey car,
going too fast for comfort, though fire is far
from the worst thing to happen in that damned vehicle;
there was heartache and heartbreak for decades to go,
a little fire never hurt her, her driver is from down below.
so he sped down the freeway to a place he should avoid,
his whole body tells him stop, but his conscience tells him go.
i'll never speak to you again,
the world is in your hands,
Armaggedon is among us,
and before Satan he stands.
moments later all is fine,
and Dog is still a dog,
there's still a fiesty feminist,
and the witch has kissed her frog.
heaven calls their angel for his death by means of fire,
and hell drags down their demon to suffuse in holy water.
though, they are smart, and turn away,
their better halves come out to play;
an angel in the blackest robes,
synonymous of sandy groves.
a demon in the poshest white
a true testament of his battle in life.
there is no heaven or god in sight,
the two cosmic beings beginning their lives.
the end has passed and the start has come,
a young boy in a garden, whom the world is from.
the story is over, though the end didn't end,
a new page being written for the idiots to mend.
their new lives are starting,
no war to be won,
ineffable means nothing
when your hearts beat as one.
Ok so like, we have a big ol’ nerd and a stupid guy with a stupid crush and a team based off of a bottle of coke and like...
creating the world from scratch...
I love them all even though the big brain makes my small brain hurt-
There is big scary now-mass-murderer.
WE ARE NOT CALLING IT MAGICAL DEATH SPIT
Ah yes, prophecies.
That one love triangle. You know the one.
Large magic man has daddy issues.
Don’t you just hate it when plants take over the world?
Grudge from 2000 years ago? ABSOLUTELY
Seriously, the love triangle.
*cries in mind reader*
The gays deserved better. The ending of book 10. Please.
*incorrectly speaks aquatic*
Angry princess time.
How did the most dangerous character in the entire series get defeated by a bunch of five year olds?
Q: I don’t like royalty, they all kinda suck, except my queen, she’s great. I hope I don’t have to see another one besides her ever again.
W: It’s me.
The pink and yellow one is probably a lesbian.
The word thrilling.
Small child adopts lesbian leaf girlfriends as her new parents via excited screeching noises.
Casual egg vibe check, oh no there goes the prophecy-
Three moons, the love triangle.
*casually sets wasp nest on fire* sorry my finger slipped
WHERE BOOK FOURTEEN
The Things Possible
It’s all different here
Dark skies, colors off.
Find the cold heart
Fight to the end
Why’d the star have to die?
Beam me up, Scotty
On the beach
Annoys the dog.
Sharks make good friends
Dolphins can be annoying
Trip to the moon.
On the run.
Garbage In, Garbage Out.
Plane flight to Ireland
Hunting for long-dead items
Smithing a sword
prepare for attack.
The Fandom of Fairy Tales and Acronyms
Red Riding Hood
Snow White and
Beauty without her beast
Teams up with
Joan of Arc
and some golden Dust
to fight animal shadows gone wrong
They get help from some other intresting acronyms like Coffee, Funky, Sun, and Stark
and then they grow up...
All while trying to fight off Lady Voldemort; Killer of Moons.