Twisted
Hush little baby don't you cry,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird,
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring,
and if that diamond ring don't shine,
Mama's gonna buy you some turpentine,
And if that turpentine don't do,
Mama's gonna bury you in a box for shoes.
And if that box for shoe's don't kill,
Mama's gonna throw you in the landfill.
lalala, la, la, la....
Hickory Dickory
Hickory dickory dock
The man looked at the clock
“When the clock strikes 12”
He thought to himself
“I will murder my wife with a rock.”
Hickory dickory deep
His wife was fast asleep
The man watched the clock
And grabbed for the rock
This secret forever he’ll keep.
Hickory dickory deeper.
His wife had been a cheater.
She really should’ve known
When she left him alone
That no one else could keep her.
Hickory dickory closer.
The deadline is almost over.
As the minute passed nine,
The man felt just fine
And thought of the ways he could pose her.
.......
Hickory dickory “Please!”
The mailman screamed for the police.
The woman was dead
With a rock in her head.
The mailman fell down on his knees.
Hickory dickory miser.
He almost didn’t recognize her.
His lover was there
Body full bare
Oh, how he had prized her.
Hickory dickory dock.
The husband now brandished a glock.
Two shots from the dark
The gun met its mark
Hickory dickory dock.
Ole King Cole
Old King Cole
was a cruel old soul
& a cruel old soul was he
He called for his wife
he called for his knight
he called for his butchers three
Every butcher, he had a hammer
And a very fine hammer had he-
which the butchers three used
to crush the knight’s ‘n’ queen’s heads
wham bam hammer
went the butchers.
Oh, there’s none so rare,
As can compare
With King Cole and his butchers three.
Humpty Bloody Dumpty
Humpty Bloody Dumpty bled all over the walls
Humpty Bloody Dumpty was forced to fall
All the Demons horses and all the Witches Men
Wouldn't put Humpty Bloody Dumpty together again.
The Ring a-round The Rosies
Ring around the TV
A ghost girl crawling near me
Seven Day! Seven Days!
We all die now.
#horror #nurseryrhyme #parody #TheRing #Erma
Life is but a nightmare
Row row row your boat gently down the stream Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily no one can hear you scream.
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went for the kill
With the axe Jack brought her
The body fell, blood spilt down
And the head came tumbling after
Up Jack got, and away he trot
As fast as he could go
Jill went too, after you
With knives to end your woe
--“the platter.” Really, I meant “the platter.”
Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And between the two of them
They licked her innards clean.
In the end, she had more...
Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get a soup bone
Femur, Tibia, Humerus?
In the end, there was
none
She turned on her heel
and went by wheel
and knocked on a door
"Hello Good Neighbor!
Don't mind me..."
And the neighbor hit the floor
Old mother Hubbard
went to the basement
where the tools await her
And then the bones
for the soups and stews
she had more...
Mary Got Killed
Mary had a little lamb
little lamb
little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Who's fur was made of souls
Everywhere that Mary went
Mary Went
Mary Went
Everywhere that Mary went
They would stalk her
Mary Died After