Bless My Heart

Good golly gosh

I’ve gotten giggle squashed

Where is my laugh

I shake it but it squawks

It squawks at the waiter

It squawks at the clock

I tried to laugh the other day

And I even squawked the dog

I think I’ve gotten Karen

I think I’ve caught the cough

My hair is even shorter

And oh my gosh the squawk

I’ve squawked at a teacher

I’ve squawked at my boss

I’ve squawked up and down the page

I’ve really squawked a lot

Who out there can help me

Is there a number that I need

Hello yes can you hear me

I need a manager PLEASE!!!