My Grandfather was Cartman on Cats and Pot Pies

You goddern ignorant Cat

On your ass

Ever eager for attention

You couldn't

Snag a rat

If on that your life depended

Bombastic in your screeching

Slimy arrogant shitty eyes

Oh, hell

NO, kitty, this is MY pot pie!!!

Shoo away

You useless twat

Stupid bag of bones

You've got your own

Food over there

Sitting in your bowl

Eat it up

You goofy idiot

And don't look at me like that

Eh...well

Don't you tell the neighbors

Kitty

But I kinda love ya

For a cat