Clown Royal

She's a jester,

    she's a clown

She's quite worthy 

    of the crown

Ideal sidekick, 

    sexy joke

Giggles and wiggles so 

    she 

        won't 

               choke

Effervescent ghostly squeal

Center stage, 

    no need to steal

Silly assumptions 

    based on fluff

Her own conclusions 

    were more than enough

Queen as innocent 

    as 

       her 

            King

Little clown thought 

    a play she'd bring

Mistress was 

    misunderstood

Master may be 

    gone 

         for 

             good

Laughing while she 

    sheds a tear

Gracefully bows to 

    the joker dear.