On Being an ER Medical Transcriptionist
I've learned three very important lessons from this line of work, and they are this:
1. Be careful attempting to violently ram a willy into a bum without lubricant or forewarning while heavily influenced by cocaine; there is in fact an ICD-9 CODE for "fractured penis."
2. Excessive alcohol consumption and chainsaws do not mix, particularly if you are a male between the ages of 16 and 42.
3. There are two types of people in this world: the type who make sure they can remove an object from their ass before they cram it up there ... and those who do not. No one will believe that you accidentally lodged the HotWheels VW Bug into your anus by slipping on a wet towel when exiting the shower.
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