Here is a Rhyme of Mine:
The Man ate a Crouton while Relaxing on a Futon, and while Thinking about Eating Some Mutton.
Here is a Joke that I Wrote:
Mr. Adam Smith was Grocery Shopping when a Man named Mr. John Smith said to Adam, “Adam, glad to see You Here. I’m John Smith, and We are Friends on a Social Network.” And Adam replied, “This is Not Possible. This is Not Happening. And this is Not Real.” And John said, “What?! What do You mean?!! Here, let’s Shake Hands and then You will know that I am Really Real.” And then They both Shook Hands. And Adam said, “But We are Online Friends.” And John replied, “So?” And Adam said, “You mean to tell Me that Online Friends are Real Friends, and that You don’t Live on a Computer Server somewhere? You mean that You are Not a Computer Program pretending to be a Real Person? You are a Real Person? And We Just Shook Hands? And My approximately 25,000 Online Friends are My Real Friends, who are actually Real People, who can, for example, meet Me at a Grocery Store?! Online Friends Equal Real Friends. And Online Friends Equal Real People. I’m Stunned.”