The Zero Universe
In the beginning there was Zero
And Zero was all there was
Zero never did much
As nothing never does
But then one fateful moment
Zero had a thought
Zero started thinking
Of all that it was not
Then Zero started visualizing
All that it could be
And soon it came to realize
It could be anything
Zero could potentially be
2 plus 8 plus 3
As long as it was sure to add
Negative 13
It could be 12 divided by 2
Then multiplied by 9
If it also negatively added
12 times 4.5
It could even be i times pi
Then e to the power of that
As long as 1 was added too
Zero was still intact
But these kinds of equations needed
A rough chronology
Calculations required time
So time came into being
Now Zero could express itself
With separate entities
A daunting infinite amount
Of possibilities
But then an unexpected thing
Soon began to occur
These new and separate entities
Started to observe
They first became aware of themselves
Then they looked out far
And then they all began to notice
Other equation parts
9 saw 12 divided by 2
3 noticed 4.5
e discovered 8 plus 3
1 saw i times pi
They observed each other curiously
And tried to do the math
What did these random numbers mean?
They craved to understand
Only Zero knew the answer to
The equation in its head
It's always been and will always equal
Zero in the end