STOP THAT FUCKING BARKING, YOU STUPID FUCKING MUTT!

Oh my God, who am I? Yelling at the dog, for doing what dogs do?!

It's official, I've lost my mind.  Pfft, who am I fooling, I lost it a long time ago.

And now I'm talking to myself. Might as well, no one else ever freakin listens.

Least of all that damn dog.