NG Jackson: Quotes
(because im bored so shh)
"Phew! That was a close one. I nearly died. Whoops, sorry bout the window, man. Just all in a day’s work for-- EWWWW ITS TOM MOTHERFUCKIN’ BRADY KILL ME I HATES IT! WE HATES IT!"
"Hell yes, I wanna fuck. What do you take me for? Some Patriot’s bitch that leaves men with deflated balls?"
"I swear to god, if it wasn’t for this fucking chili I would have killed that dumbass Senator by now…"
"You son of a bitch! I don’t care if you fuck me. I don’t care what position you choose. But you will never fuck my mind!"
"Hi, my name is Lyra Amsel and I’m a little salty whore because I haven't gotten brutally laid in a month. Fist me daddy."
"Yo, bitch, you need to calm your thirsty ass the fuck down cuz your shady bullshit is why you got hooked on Satan’s cum and he used your dumbass so humble your ass out."
"Good music taste. Freaks don’t have good music taste. The people here are fucking retarded."
"Wow. You’re not a freak after all. You’re pathetic. How could they be scared of you? You’re the weakest person in this hospital. I like pathetic people. I like making them less pathetic. I want to do that to you. Make you less pathetic."
"Fuck you. All because you’re a goddamn double D and I’m a 36B doesn’t mean that we discriminate here."
"Oh y-yeah! I had twins! Brook, th-this is your twin b-brother Robert! Agn, fuck, Brandon, stop teasing already!"
(im sorry im so bored)