Play Ball!
I'm very proud of congressmen I'm feeling patriotic
Some would say playing ball tonight was downright idiotic
All for one and one for all!, our Country of the greats
It's all of us who are involved not just one of fifty states
Democrats and Republicans still try to make their score
Our country is involved right now in pseudo-civil war
Tonight they'll throw the white flags up and eat some apple pie
America's game where hits and runs bring cheers up to the sky
United they'll give donation helping youngster learn to read
United they will teach the young the proper ways to lead
Together whether win or lose they'll make some dreams come true
They'll agree to make a statue honoring the men in blue
To manage disagreements in diplomatic ways
Is the closest to perfection in society these days
So people stop the hating, all the bullshit and aggression
Write a letter, state your case to congressmen in session
I thank our government officials representing us
Helping Rosa Parks to be more comfy on a bus
Tonight they'll play courageously and think of Steve Scalise
Let's never make them work too hard, the Capital Police.