Logan Robertson Quotes

"Yeah, you think that was something? Wait until you see my triple-spiral-dragon-twisted-looped-and-knotted-Turkish-Chinese-banana-split front flip. It's off the chain."

"What's the point of making my bed in the morning when I'm just going to unmake it tonight to get in bed?!"

"I mean, seriously, why does she call herself something stupid like 'The Intimidator'? Oh no, someone hide me! Here she comes and she is going to kill me!!!!!!"