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Who's ready for another 15-worder?! Here it is: Say something about yourself from the perspective of an inanimate object. Compliments and insults are equally encouraged.
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SelfTitled in Comedy
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For God’s Sake, Go Running Already...

Bitch, staring at me for hours scrunching your stomach ain't gonna make you any skinnier.

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