Hospital Nurse and Pintos
The pinto beans were killing me
They filled me up with gas
Tiny little farts you see
Were coming out my ass
I felt a sense of urgency
I scurried from a room
I found a closet
To deposit
Crap smell near a broom
The gas was getting worse!
Didn't know what to do!
Dam the Pinto curse!
But honestly, I knew
The hospital was busy
I passed the grey food cart
Unconscious old Ms Lizzy
Wouldn't hear me fart!
In her room the coast was clear
Certain that no one would hear
Pressured gas shot out of me
With sound unlike a symphony
Her daughter sat with horrid stare
I didn't see her sitting there!
Shocked at me, fanning air
She must have thought I didn't care
I really thought my job was through
Until the daughter blasted too.
Room 204 was a cesspool
Ms Lizzy added poopy stool
I'm just sayin' my best bet
Was the closet for to fart in, yet
Red faces and the laughter
Remembered ever after.
Ms Lizzy got her diaper changed.