Challenge
Write a humorous limerick.
Jane, Mother of Four
Jane once was the mother of none
And then she had one plus three sons
So now when she shits
In their urine she sits
'Cause aim is a skill for not one
All mothers have kids who will bicker
And nag, cry, and pout, even dicker
Moms of two for peace pine
Moms of three grab some wine
While Jane, mom-of-four, downs the liquor
After healthy development staging
Jane watches her sons slowly aging
She sends up a prayer
That her sons won't get scared
When someday her diaper needs changing
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