Chipper Chopper Zipper

Lizzi Potts took a swing and raised some knots

Lizzi Potts whammed hubby with cast iron pots

Lizzi Potts buried him under deep snow mounds

Lizzi Potts heaved him into back yard grounds

Lizzi Potts still could hear him moaning

Lizzi Potts dug him up to stop his groaning

Lizzi Potts gave him another forty whacks

Lizzi Potts covered him in two garbage sacks

Lizzi Potts fed him through his own wood chipper

Lizzi Potts caught her finger on his open zipper

Lizzi Potts was chopped into little bloody shreds

Lizzi Potts and hubby now fertilizer for flower beds.