Turkey Realized

Today I get to be a star

Everyone will stare

Placed on the table where they are

And see my cooked ass bare

I never had much fame alive

I could be from incest

Oh here it it the carving knive

I have to look my best

Today all eyes upon me

They smell the cook did baste

Drooling they are hungry

It's me they want to taste

Alive another pecking bird

A gobble did I mention

Dead I do not say a word

And have all the attention

My life was of obscurity

Until the Christmas Day

Now I can say with surety

I'm famous here today