Flummox

flummox, v.

Etymology: probably of English dialectal origin; compare flummocks to maul, mangle ( Heref. Gloss. 1839), flummock slovenly person, also hurry, bewilderment, flummock to make untidy, disorder, to confuse, bewilder (see various E.D.S. glossaries, Heref., Glouc., S. Cheshire, Sheffield).

And per myself:

All the things are mixed up

How do I say the things?

What are even the things?

This is mixed up and what I know is forwards and upside whichways.