Was cool a decade ago.
We all get the picture,
The Dark Knight was great,
It profited off Heath Ledger's unfortunate fate
For those who create, no one cares all that much,
Until they fall victim to the Grim Reaper's touch
Now people are partying every All Hallow's Eve
All dressed like Joker as his family bereaves
They think they're bad-ass, but I let out a sigh,
Just following the "cool" crowd like the next guy
One decade later, I'm still pretty furious
That they don't know a catchphrase except
"Why so serious?"
Is the Mark Hamill version not a thing anymore?
Just clowns in trenchcoats and their ponytailed whores?
Where are all the Riddlers, Two-Faces and Cats?
The self-proclaimed "Penguins" in their purple top hats?
"Why so serious?"
Because I'm sick and tired,
Of modern Batman fans who remain uninspired!
One decade's enough! Just give it a rest!
Next year, go as Egghead. That dude was the best!