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Write me the most hilarious "phobia" you can find: don't forget to tag me @HashtagFiction [ If you can't write 15 words, just put some random stuff at the bottom of the post :) ]
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wowow in Comedy
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Papaphobia

Every night I lay in bed

shivering and quaking with fear

for I cannot shake the horrible feeling

That the Pope is near.

He lurks in the shadows of my nightmares

ruins all my best dreams

I think I’ve got a weird phobia

I’m afraid of the Pope, it seems

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