Mad, Me or you?
Steve was a cheapskate who lived alone in a mansion. He was such a niggard that he refused to handout candy at Halloween, saying it would cost too much money. Every evening he used to see a beggar sitting outside his house feeding a dog. Steve used to wonder why the hell is this beggar feeding dog when he doesn't have enough to feed himself. One day he went out and asked the beggar "Hey, Are you mad? Why do you feed this dog daily? You could buy something for yourself with that money instead of spending on this useless piece of shit". Beggar smiled and replied " This dog might seem useless to you but for me he is not just a dog, he is like a true friend of mine, he follows me wherever I go. He never lets me feel that I am alone but what have you got?" All this money and none to talk with. So, is it me or you who is mad?